For a smile as wide as a country sunrise
Hi, hi everyone!π» Muffin here with more fun funnies for friends! My human go shopping this morning. Nothing happen again he says. I tell him he not trying hard enough. He go crazy with weird laugh of some kind. Maybe he hit head again. That happen lots. He did slip on ice today, so now back in lots of pain. I tell him he not supposed to do that. He do that weird laughing again. I tell him he should lie down, but he say then he can’t type my post. Oh, that not good. So I tell him to lie down after doing post. He thank me for advice. He nice human. Here is funnies for today…
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A moving van pulled up in front of the only vacant house in the neighborhood and started unloading.
Curtains twitched up and down the street as folks peeked out to watch the process.
After about an hour, one of the moving men unloaded a great big piece of white cardboard. He solemnly held it up for all to see: “That’s all, folks.”
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The children were all lined up for their first confession when Little Johnny’s turn came. The priest asked him to confess his sins, and the boy promptly replied, “Father, I threw a stone at Jimmy.”
“That was a very misguided thing to do, my son,” said the priest patiently.
“It wasn’t misguided at all,” said Little Johnny. “I hit him.”
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I was teaching my Grade 1 class to tell time using a conventional analog clock. “We’ll be learning about the hour hand and the minute hand,” I explained.
One of the students interrupted and said, “I don’t need to learn on that kind of clock. My dad bought me this digital watch, and right now it’s ten minutes to 38.”
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A guy walks into a doctor’s office. He has a sausage coming out of his ear, a waffle coming out of his nose, and bacon coming out of his other ear.
He says worriedly, “Doc, what’s wrong with me?!?”
The doctor replies, “You’re not eating properly.”
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It helps if you imagine auto correct as a tiny little elf in your phone who’s trying to be helpful but is in fact quite drunk.
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I got myself a Senior GPS. Not only does it tell me how to get to my destination, it tells me why I wanted to go there. (I think my human need one of theseπΉ)
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John goes to see his supervisor in the front office.
“Boss,” he says, “we’re doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife needs me to help with the attic and the garage, moving and hauling stuff.”
“We’re short-handed, John,” the boss replies. “I can’t give you the day off.”
“Thanks, boss,” says John, “I knew I could count on you!”
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That it for today everyone, see you next time! Have very nicest day to all of you!
Muffin. π½
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Some good ones there Muffin, I particularly like the cleaning joke!
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My human like that one too, and GPS joke, he really need that one!πΉπΉ Hope you have super nice evening!π»
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Thanks Muffin
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These are fun, Muffin! I like the one about the senior GPS! πΉ
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My human like that one too, and cleaning joke! But he sure need GPS like that one!πΉπΉ Have very nice day to you!π»Big purr to Callie!
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Callie purrs back, and have a great week ahead! π½
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Thanking you!πΊ
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Me so happy you like funnies today!πΉ Me hope you have very nicest day!π»
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