Muffin’s Fun Time! #18

Hi, hi to everyone and a big meow to my feline readers too!😻 It Tuesday and I supposed to be here on Monday. Yesterday was Monday. I was not here. My human say it because of two technical problems. He was one problem. Other problem was laptop, well, something on laptop that not working. So, whenever he come to blog place it would kick him off. So he not able to do something. Even asking for help not help because he get kicked off. Finally he not get on blogging place at all. Then he not get online even when he online. That one a bit confusing to me so I ask my human to explain. He say he not can explain because he not know what happening. Sigh. After hours of fighting with laptop thingy it start to work again. That good. By then he have headache. I tell him next time get headache quicker so things work quicker.😹 He make funny laugh when I say that.😂🙄 Very strange.🙀 Here is funnies for today…

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DOCTOR FUNNIES :

Patient: “Doctor, doctor! My wife has lost her voice! How can I help her get it back?”

Doctor: “Try coming home at 3 in the morning.”

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Nurse: Doctor! Doctor! There’s an invisible man in the waiting room!

Doctor: Tell him I can’t see him right now.

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Patient: Doctor! Doctor! Can I have second opinion?

Doctor: Of course, come back tomorrow!

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Patient: Doctor! Doctor! You have to help me out!

Doctor: Certainly, which way did you come in?

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Patient: Doctor! Doctor! Have you got something for a bad headache?

Doctor: Of course. Just take this hammer and hit yourself in the head. Then you’ll have a bad headache.

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Patient: Doctor! Doctor! Will this ointment clear up my spots?

Doctor: I never make rash promises.

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I am resilient. I can handle so many things in life but hearing people chew is not one of them.

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A lot of women say their husband never listens to them. I am proud to say I have never heard my wife say that.

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That all for today everyone. Have very nice week to all of you!

Muffin 😽

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