Muffin’s Fun Time! #21

Hi, hi to everyone out there in blogging land.😻 I ask my human where is blogging land. He say it all over. I ask him why it over. He said it not over, it all over. So I ask him why it all over. He said it not all over, it all over. I start swishing tail. I ask him if it all over then why he still write. He say he like blogging. Now my eyes are half closed. I say he just tell me that blogging all over. He say blogging is all over. Well, if blogging all over than not want to write anymore. He say blogging not over, it just all over. That enough. Now my human have bandages all over legs.😹 Here is funnies for today…

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A judge addressed the court, at the start of a case:

“I have to declare an interest in this case. Last week, the plaintiff sent me a check for $10,000 to find in his favor. Two days later, I received $20,000 from the defendant to find in his favor.

“I have therefore sent $10,000 back to the defendant and can try the case without bias.”

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Rebecca said to her husband, “Do you know the neighbor’s daughter scored a 99 on her math exam?”

Her husband Tom, sipping his tea, remarked, “Really? What happened to the remaining 1 point?”

Rebecca replied sarcastically, “Your son scored it.”

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You know you’re getting older when you begin to realize that your parents were right, after all.

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My wife asked me this morning, “What are you doing today?”

I said, “Nothing.”

She said, “That’s what you did yesterday.”

I said, “I wasn’t finished.”

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When I told my contractor I didn’t want carpeted steps, they gave me a blank stare.

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A young man went to visit his 90-year-old grandfather in a very secluded, rural area of the state he lived in. After spending the night, his grandfather prepared breakfast for him consisting of eggs and bacon. He noticed a film-like substance on his plate and he questioned Grandpa, “Are these plates clean?”

Grandpa replied, “Those plates are as clean as cold water can get them, so go on and finish your meal.”

That afternoon, while eating the hamburgers his grandfather made for lunch, he noticed tiny specks around the edge of his plate, and a substance that looked like dried egg yokes. So he asked again, “Are you sure these plates are clean?”

Without looking up from his hamburger, the grandfather huffed, “I told you before, those dishes are as clean as cold water can get them, now stop being so picky!”

Later that afternoon, he was on his way out to get dinner in a nearby restaurant. As he was leaving, Grandpa’s dog started to growl and wouldn’t let him pass. He yelled back, “Grandpa, your dog won’t let me out!”

So Grandpa shouted, “COLD WATER, GET OUT OF THE WAY!”

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That all for today everyone! Hope you all have a good week!

Muffin. 😽

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