Muffin’s Funnies! #36

Hi, hi to everyone! 😻 Yep, I really late this week. That because my human forget, kinda. He get busy with other stuff and not have time to type my post for me. So, we have discussion about that. First, I bring out my new “Handy Dandy” claw sharpener. My human start to get nervous. Then I bring out new book called, “Best Places on Legs to Bite Humans”. My human start to sweat now. Then I show him new video I get called, “Best Time to Sink Claws Into Human Foot”. My human now on his knees begging. Then I yawn. My human faint. He not going to forget again. 😹 So, here are funnies for today.

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This is a tribute to all the Grandmas and Grandpas who have been fearless and learned to use the computer.

The computer swallowed grandma.
Yes, honestly it’s true!
She pressed ‘control’ and ‘enter’
And disappeared from view.

It devoured her completely,
The thought just makes me squirm.
She must have caught a virus
Or been eaten by a worm.

I’ve searched through the Recycle Bin
And files of every kind;
I’ve even used the Internet,
But nothing did I find.

In desperation, I asked Google
My searches to refine.
The reply from him was negative,
Not a thing was found ‘online.’

So, if inside your ‘Inbox,’
My Grandma you should see,
Please ‘Copy’, ‘Scan’ and ‘Paste’ her
And send her back to me!

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Getting rid of the penny should not change a thing. People have been walking around for a long time with no cents.

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English is weird. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.

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Diet Tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It’ll take the edge off your appetite, and you’ll eat less.

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Consider the word “SCENT” … which letter is silent, the S or the C?

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Rosey and Nina were best of friends and tried to do everything together. Rosey announced that she was going to start a diet to lose some pounds she had put on recently.

“Good!” Nina exclaimed. “I’m ready to start a diet too. We can be dieting buddies and help each other out. And when I feel the urge to drive out and get a burger and fries, I’ll call you first.”

“Great!” Rosey replied. “We’ll go together to Burger King.”

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Well, that all for today, hope you all have nice week!

Muffin. 😽 ©2025 Muffin McLeod.