Tuesday’s Laughter. #2

Good morning everyone! I know what you’re thinking, “hey Steve, it’s afternoon now”, which is technically true. However, I was going to do this in the morning but didn’t quite make it due to other things getting in the way. Anyway, I like mornings. And somewhere in the world it is morning. And somewhere in the world where it’s morning there could be someone reading this. Anyway, I like mornings. I probably mentioned that before. I like warn places too. I have mentioned that before too, but not for a long time, so thought I would just toss that in. Yes, I’m rambling. Sooo, let’s get with the funny stuff…

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STUPID INVENTIONS

> Black Highlighter

> Inflatable Dart Board

> Mesh Umbrella

> Motorcycle Air Conditioner

> Sugar Coated Toothpaste

> Super Glue Post-it Notes

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First Man: “Do you know where I can get a toupee?”

Second Man: “Not off the top of my head.”

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Wife: Are you having another sleepless night?!?

Husband: Yeah! I’m so  angry, I’ve got insomnia again.

Wife: What’s eating you tonight?

Husband: It’s that boss of mine! He gets me so boiling mad! He keeps bugging me all day long! Hounding me! Hounding me!! Then, when comes time to go to bed, I’m so full of “I should’ve said—!” that I can’t get any shut-eye!

Wife: What’s he got against you anyway?

Husband: He says I keep falling asleep on the job.

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Boy, am I ever rich now that I am retired! Silver in my hair, gold in my teeth, crystals in my kidneys, and an abundant supply of natural gas.

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That’s all for today everyone, I hope you have a great week and God bless!

Steve. 😂 ©2026 Steve McLeod.