Tuesday’s Laughter. #4

Hi everyone and welcome back to more fun and laughs, plus perhaps a groan or two. It is a bit cooler today, but the sun is shining so brightly that it still feels so nice. My plants are loving that sunshine as well, so it will likely get them popping with some new growth. Many are already into spring mode, growing new stems and leaves a bit earlier than expected, so I am real happy with that. Anyway, here are today’s fun funnies for you to enjoy!

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An eccentric philosophy professor gave a one question final exam after a semester dealing with a broad array of topics.  The class was already seated and ready to go when the professor picked up his chair, plopped it on his desk and wrote on the board: “Using everything we have learned this semester, prove that this chair does not exist.”

Fingers flew, erasers erased, notebooks were filled in furious fashion. Some students wrote over 30 pages in one hour attempting to refute the existence of the chair. One member of the class however, was up and finished in less than a minute.

Weeks later when the grades were posted, the rest of the group wondered how he could have gotten an A when he had barely written anything at all.
His answer consisted of two words: “What chair?”

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Friend’s Facebook post: I finally lost my mind. If found, do not bother to return it. It wasn’t working anyway.

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Grandma used to set her hot baked apple pies on the window sill to cool. Her granddaughters set theirs on the window sill to thaw.

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“Your call is very important to us. Please enjoy this 40-minute flute solo.”

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The interviewer examined the job application then turned to the prospective employee.

“I see you have put ASAP down for the date you are available to start, meaning as soon as possible, of course. However, I see you’ve put AMAP down for required salary. I don’t believe I’ve ever seen that before, what does it mean?”

The applicant replied, “As Much as Possible!”

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Sometimes before bedtime, I fall asleep on the couch. It’s my little sleep appetizer – my nappetizer.

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We know we’re over 50 when we have upstairs and downstairs aspirin/Tylenol.

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When I was a newly commissioned Lieutenant in the Army, I was assigned as a temporary assistant in an administrative office in a Military Intelligence unit. One day, a long form came around with a cover sheet instructing all assigned officers to read it and initial it as indication of their compliance. I figured it meant me too, so I read and initialed it.

However, a few days later, it came back addressed specifically to me. An attached note read: “You are not permanently assigned to this unit and are thus not an authorized signee. Please erase your initials and initial your erasure.”

So I did.

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In the office, don’t ask difficult questions after 4 pm on Friday.

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There are II types of people in this world. Those who understand Roman numerals and those who do not.

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Well, there we have it for today. Enjoy your week everyone and God bless!

Steve. ©2026 Steve McLeod