Wednesday With Tuesday’s Laughter. #10.

Hello everyone! I’m back again with more fabulous fun funnies for filling your afternoon! Or morning. Or whenever you happen to read this. Hmm, I’m not as good as Muffin, or Grover, to get things going with something funny or witty. I need more practice with that part, so, until then, let’s get started with some humor, or groans…

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Fellow shows up at the local dry cleaner’s, looking somewhat sheepish.

“I’m really sorry to bother you with this,” he says, “but I was cleaning out my closet and I found this old ticket for a suit I brought in to be cleaned five years ago! It must have fallen out of my pocket and it has been sitting in the back of my closet gathering dust since then! Would you by any chance still have the suit?”

The dry cleaner looks at the ticket and says he will go to the back of the shop to look.

Fellow hears the dry cleaner rummaging around in the back for about twenty minutes. Finally, the dry cleaner emerges, covered in dust, but with a triumphant smile on his face. “You won’t believe it,” says the dry cleaner, “but I have good news for you!”

“Oh my goodness!” says the fellow. “You mean you actually found it?”

“Yep!” Said the dry cleaner proudly: “It’ll be ready next Tuesday!”

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Wife asks husband, “Does this dress make me look fat?” Husband to wife, “Does this shirt make me look stupid?”

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Joan’s husband likes to sing. He decided to join the local choir. From time to time he would practice in the shower or getting dressed or preparing a meal.

Whenever he would start in on a song, Joan would head outside to the porch.

Her husband, with hurt feelings, said, “What’s the matter, Joan? Don’t you like my singing?”

Joan replied, “Honey, I love your singing, but I just want to make sure the neighbors know I’m not beating you.”

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A burglar broke info our house. I put the little red light on his chest and the cat took care of the rest.

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TOP 5 CADDIE COMMENTS

#5 Golfer: “Think I’m going to drown myself in the lake.”
Caddie: “Think you can keep your head down that long?”

#4 Golfer: “I’d move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course.”
Caddie: “Try heaven, you’ve already moved most of the earth.”

#3 Golfer: “Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?”
Caddie: “Eventually.”

#2 Golfer: “You’ve got to be the worst caddie in the world.”
Caddie: “I don’t think so sir. That would be too much of a coincidence.”

#1 Golfer: “How do you like my game?”
Caddie: “Very good sir, but personally, I prefer golf.”

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I finally know why they call me a grown up. I groan every time I get up.

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There we have it for today everyone, I hope you all have a great week and God bless!

Steve. 😃 ©2026 Steve McLeod.