Weekly Fun! #6

Greetings everyone and Happy August! This summer is flying by way too fast and we sure felt the change yesterday and today! It has been so hot recently and suddenly yesterday that changed and it turned very cool. To be honest, I thought it was actually cold, and so did some other people I talked to. But it was hot on Sunday still with a temp of 85F (30C) and yesterday it was only 65F (18C). That is a big difference from one day to the next. Today was a bit better with mostly sunny skies and a temperature high of 66F (19C). Oh, yesterday it was also a rainy day finally, something that undoubtedly helped our forest fire situation. I haven’t heard any updates today, perhaps tomorrow there will be some news. Anyway, here are some fun funnies for you to enjoy today…

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My 4-year-old granddaughter asked: “Where does poo come from?” To make it simple, I said: “You just had breakfast?”

“Yes,” she replied.

“Well, the food goes in your mouth down into your tummy. Our body takes all the good stuff it needs out of the food and then what”s left goes down to your bottom – and when you go to the toilet, that comes out as poo.”

She looked confused and stared at me in stunned silence for a few seconds. Then she asked: “And what about Tigger?”

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To everyone who wrote “stay cool” in my high school yearbook, I have some devastating news.

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Wouldn’t it be nice if you read a medicine bottle that says: Warning – May cause permanent weight loss, remove wrinkles, and increase energy.

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A mother was visiting her son on an Army base, and chatted with a colleague of his.

“What rank are you?” she asked.

“I’m relieved to say that I’ve just been promoted from captain to major.”

“Why relieved?”

“Because,” he replied, “my last name is Hook.”

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250 pounds here on Earth is only 94.5 pounds on Mercury. I’m not fat, I’m just not on the right planet.

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A salesman from a mortgage refinance company rang up a lady at home.

Salesman: “Do you have a second mortgage on your home?”

Lady: “No.”

Salesman: “Would you like to consolidate all your debts?”

Lady: “I really don’t have any.”

Salesman: “How about freeing up cash for home improvements?”

Lady: “I don’t need any. I just recently had some done and paid cash.”

… brief pause…

Salesman: “Are you looking for a husband?”

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A couple in their 40’s were talking one evening and the wife asks her husband, “Honey, if I died, would you remarry?”

“After a considerable period of grieving, I guess I would. We all need companionship.”

“If I died and you remarried,” the wife asks, “would she live in this house?”

“We’ve spent a lot of money getting this house just the way we want it. I’m not going to get rid of my house. I guess she would.”

“If I died and you remarried, and she lived in this house,” the wife asks, “would she sleep in our bed?”

“Well, the bed is brand new, and it cost us $4,000. It’s going to last a long time, so I guess she would.”

“If I died and you remarried, and she lived in this house and slept in our bed, would she use my golf clubs?”…

“Oh, no,” the husband replies. “She’s left-handed.”

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Sign in a restaurant window:  “Don’t stand there and be hungry, come in and get fed up.”

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Well, that’s all for today, I hope you all have a great week and God bless!

Steve. 😃 ©2026 Steve McLeod.