Murphy’s Laws.

1- In any field of scientific endeavor, anything that can go wrong, will.

2- If the possibility exists of several things going wrong, the one that will go wrong is the one that will do the most damage.

3- Everything will go wrong at one time. That time is when you least expect it.

4- If nothing can go wrong, something will anyway.

5- Nothing is as easy as it looks.

6- Everything takes longer than you think.

7- Left to themselves, things always go from bad to worse.

8- Nature always sides with the hidden flaw.

9- Given the most inappropriate time for something to go wrong, that’s when it will occur.

10- If something seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

11- If in any problem you find yourself doing an immense amount of work, the answer can be obtained by simple inspection.

12- Never make anything simple and efficient when a way can be found to make it complex and wonderful.

13- If it doesn’t fit, use a bigger hammer.

14- In any given calculation, the fault will never be placed if more than one person is involved.

15- In any given discovery, the credit will never be properly placed if more than one person is involved.

16- All warranty and guarantee clauses become invalid upon payment of the final notice.

17- If there are two or more ways to do something, and one of those ways can result in a catastrophe, then someone will do it.

I hope you will enjoy at least some of these, I like the bigger hammer one, though many of them fit me quite well.  Sigh.  Enjoy your day and God bless!

Steve.