Hello everyone on this fine Monday morning! Grover is here again with his usual witty wit and funny fun! Please feel free to laugh as much as you want…

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One time my kids wanted to surprise me with a good breakfast in bed on Father’s Day.  They put a cot in the kitchen.

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Say what you will about healthy eating and all, but I’ve always found it awfully difficult to explain to my son (who’s 6’4″ to my 6′ in height), why junk food is bad for you.

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My wife claims I’m a baseball fanatic. She says all I ever read about is baseball. All I ever talk about is baseball. All I ever think about is baseball.

I told her she’s way off base.

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A customer asked his barber, “When would be the best time to bring in my two-year-old son?”

Without hesitation, the barber answered, “When he’s four.”

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“Your call is very important to us. Please enjoy this 40-minute flute solo.”

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“The starting pay is $40,000. Later it can go up to $80,000.”  “Great. I’ll start later.”

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I was in a taxi today and the driver said, “I love my job. I’m my own boss. Nobody tells me what to do.”

Then I said: “Turn left here.”

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I’m a multitasker. I can listen, ignore and forget all at the same time!

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Well, that is all for today folks! I hope you were able to enjoy something from the list. Have a marvelous Monday and God bless!

Steve, Muffin and Grover.

©2022 Steve McLeod.