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Musings For Monday. #19 The Winner is…!
Good morning to everyone on this meowvelous Monday! Well, today is the big day when we find out which name will be chosen for our new chipmunk. So, without further waiting, let us see who Muffin picks!
Okay, here we have our five names for the chipmunk.
I crumpled the paper and put them in a bowl for Muffin. Then I called her over.
She watched me mix them up, however, she didn’t think I did a good enough job, so she came and mixed them up some more with her nose. Amazing.
I asked her if she was ready. Meow=Yep, ready. She actually did meow in response to my question. She really does like to talk. Anyway…
“Okay,” I said, “GO!” And she immediately ran around the table and came sneaking up on the bowl and scooped out one of the paper balls! And the winner is…
Crunchy!! Thank you Rossana for submitting this name for our new chipmunk, I will start to use it today, providing I see him today of course. This turned out to be quite fun adding the photos along with it, and Muffin cooperated so nicely yesterday as well. She also had fun playing with the paper balls afterward too, chasing them all over the room and ripping them to shreds!
Well, kind of a different Monday post, but I hope you enjoyed it anyway. Sooo, have a wonderful Monday and don’t forget to have another cup of coffee before you leave. Thank you for joining us today and God bless!
Steve and Muffin.
©2022 Steve McLeod.
Grover’s Grins And Groans. #15
Good morning all! Wow, another week has gone by already and here we are with more fun and funnies to begin your day and your week! So let us see what Grover has for us today. Feel free to laugh anytime, it is one of those enjoyable things that is still free!
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Okay, what is the deal with “The early bird gets the worm”?
He gets up early, and all he gets is a worm? It says “the worm,” which means one single worm. That seems not very fair, for a bird that goes through the trouble of getting up early.
Myself, I would rather sleep late and get the “worm and grub” brunch special at the local diner. I can’t imagine that an early 5:00 AM worm is going to taste that much better than a plate of later 11:00 AM worms.
And, speaking of which, what’s the deal with the early worm? He gets up early, to get a start on the day, because he has loads of work to do, and he gets eaten by a bird! Where is the moral of the story, when the lazy worms don’t get eaten? Isn’t that hypocritical? Seems to me that all the smart worms either work nights, or sleep late and get up after lunch.
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A lady sent in a long obituary. The paper called and told her the cost was so much per word.
“Oh, my” she said, “Just change that to ‘George died.”
The paper then told her that there was a five word minimum.
“Well,” she said, “make that ‘George died, Buick for sale.”
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My neighbor banged on the wall at 4:30 am this morning! Can you believe it??
Lucky I was awake listening to music.
They banged and shouted, “Can we have a little respect please?” “Sorry,” I shouted back, “I do not have that one in my collection!”
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Don’t bother walking a mile in my shoes. That would be boring. Spend 30 seconds in my head. That’ll freak you right out.
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I accidentally gave my wife a glue stick instead of her lipstick. She still isn’t talking to me.
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I really am going to conquer my problem with procrastinating. You just wait and see.
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That is it for today everyone, I hope you enjoyed something in todays batch of comedy and/or groans. Have a great day and God bless!
Steve, Muffin and Grover.
©2022 Steve McLeod.
