For a smile as wide as a country sunrise
Hi everyone and welcome back to more humor to begin your week! Hopefully Grover managed to dig up some jokes that will cause you to smile, giggle or laugh out loud! Let us take a look at his selections for today…
Astronomers got tired of watching the moon go around Earth 24/7. So, they decided to call it a day.
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A parts manager for a small tool repair shop, had occasion to order part No. 669 from the factory. But when he received it he noticed that someone had sent part No. 699 instead.
Furious at the factory’s incompetence, he promptly sent the part back along with a letter giving them a piece of his mind.
Less than a week later, he received the same part back with a letter containing just four words: “TURN THE PART OVER.”
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On rainy days, my wife thinks it’s pathetic when I stare through the window. It would be less pathetic if she just let me in.
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Stealing someone’s coffee is called mugging.
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I decided to make a goal of reading more. So I permanently turned on the TV subtitles.
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You know you are aging when your grandkids are studying history that you remember as current events.
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One of the privileges of old age is that you can tell experiences that nobody will believe.
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At the age of 20 we do not care what the world thinks of us; at 30 we worry about what it is thinking about us; at 40 we discover that it was not thinking about us at all.
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A credit card is a fascinating bit of plastic that enables a person to buy things he does not need with money he does not have to impress people he does not know.
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That is about it for today, hopefully you laughed or at least groaned a bit over these! Have a great Monday everyone and God bless!
Steve, Muffin and Grover.
©2022 Steve McLeod.
Hello everyone and Happy Easter to all of you! For most of my readers the day is over or mostly so, but I do hope you had a very nice day. And for the rest I hope your day will be also very nice. It is still on the cool side here, our early morning temp was 12F (-11C) once again and it still has not warmed up very much. It was nice and sunny earlier, but the clouds have moved in again and are supposed to give us another 2 or 3 inches of snow overnight.

And more is in the forecast for Tuesday night or Wednesday. But warmer temps are on the horizon, it is just a little hard to see that horizon right now! There were so many birds here yesterday it was hard to believe. Today however, the numbers have gone down a great deal. I think there are more juncos today though, but there are much fewer evening grosbeaks and redpolls.

There are probably only about 50 or 60 redpolls here today, an amazing drop from yesterday. But I was certainly able to get many good pictures of redpolls and all the birds yesterday. I did not get any pictures of chickadees though, or the purple finches. There are 2 purple finches, both males and they are such a beautiful bright red which really shone brightly in that sunshine yesterday. In spring they are at their brightest for sure, such a beautiful bird.
Spring. Such a beautiful time of the year. Most people do not understand why I like summer so much, and that includes spring and fall, basically our snow free season. But winter is a hard time of year for me. I have serious health problems which make winter a hard season. That is why I like our snow free season best, it is much easier on my health, and I am able to get out more and enjoy the nature that surrounds us.

No, I am not able to move to a warmer climate, there really is none in this country anyway, and moving to other countries is out of the question. Just a quick mention of things since people have asked. I have thought of doing a health update post, maybe I will at some point if enough people would like to know.

Anyway, it is a beautiful day. The neighbors dog just chased the deer out of the yard. Maybe he will keep the bears away too. That would definitely be a benefit. Unfortunately he also chases my birds away. Every day he comes onto the deck, sometimes several times, barking and scaring the birds. Fortunately they come back once he leaves. Hmm, I think the birds need more food.🤔 And Muffin is looking for her lunch too.😺 Thank you so much for stopping by today, I hope you enjoy your day and God bless!
Steve and Muffin.😊😻
©2022 Steve McLeod.