Hi everybody! It me again, Muffin! Oh it has been such long time since my last “mewsings”, all the way back in early July! My human and me, we have little discussion about that. He say it not so long ago. I say, look at calendar. So he did. I right. So I sit and look at him with my angry face.😾 Then right after he put bandages on feet he come and apple guises to me, or something like that. Anyway, he say he sorry. So here I am, back again with more fun stuff that my human do just for me to make me laugh and have lots of fun.

My human, he always get wet feet. One day he pick up bowl and turn upside down. Bowl full of water, not sure why he turn upside down. Water go splat all over floor. My human say to me, “look Muffin, I not get water on my feet this time”. I say to him that he not clean up mess yet. He say, “no problem”. He look, but no towel handy so he go get one from bathroom. But he forget water on floor and he step in it with right foot. Ohhhh, he say. I point and laugh. He get towel and come back but forget where water is and step in it with left foot. Now both feet wet! I roll on floor laughing now.

Another day he go to feed birds. He need to open door. He have foot in the way and hit foot with door. That make him bend over and hit head on door. I laughing again. Ha, ha, he say and grab door and open and hit himself right on nose! That too much! Tummy get sore laughing so much! Another day he fill up bird feeder with sunflower seeds, then put shoes on and open door. But for some reason he kick bird feeder that is on floor and it go half way across room, top come off and bird seeds go flying all over. That time he do happy dance, jumping up and down and pulling hair. It so much fun to watch!

Then another day he go to fill bird feeder and I run past him so I can watch from other side, get better view. He pour seeds on floor instead of in feeder! He start doing what he call “his terry call” laugh, very odd name and then he sit on floor but forget that bird seed holder thing is on floor and he sit on it, make it go flat like pancake! He do more “his terry call” laughing and get up, but door part open and he hit head on door knob thingy which make him do human purring and he sit down again. He not do human purring for a long time, it sound so nice!

And then on Friday he step over something on floor and he start doing weird dance, swirling around! You should have seen look on face! It was amazing! His eyes bulging out, his arms flapping in every direction like he trying to fly and then he go crash! Right on top of little table he use by his favorite chair so he have somewhere to put cup of coffee. Wow! Table smash in pieces and my human lie there doing human purring again.

I run over to see if he hurt, but he say standing on top of him not help, so I get off. I not laugh this time, he barely get up. He really need to be more careful. So I tell him no more dancing inside. I also tell him to finish his fall cleaning before he really hurt himself! He strange human sometimes, but he mine, I love him anyway. Well, that all for now. I hope it not be so long before next mewsings. Thank you for reading, you all so very nice, so I say have super nice day and God bless!

Muffin! 😺

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