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Steve And Muffin’s Monday Smiles. #12
Good morning! Here we are once again to start your week with a smile or two, and hopefully even a chuckle! Just sit back, relax and read on…
One afternoon a waiter served a bowl of chicken soup to an elderly gentleman. As he turned away to return to the kitchen the customer stopped him, calling: “Waiter!”
WAITER: “Yes, sir, is there something wrong?”
CUSTOMER: “The soup. Taste it.”
WAITER: “I beg your pardon, Sir?”
CUSTOMER: “Taste it.”
WAITER: “But, Sir, I can assure you that the soup is excellent.”
CUSTOMER: “Taste it.”
WAITER: “Sir, the soup was made this morning of the finest ingredients.”
CUSTOMER: “Taste it!”
WAITER: exasperated, “All right, Sir, I’ll taste it.”
Then after a pause he said, “Where is the spoon?”
To which the customer replied triumphantly, “Ah ha!!”
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I couldn’t wait to set the clocks back this weekend, and get an extra hour of being unable to sleep.
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Every time you light a lighter, your lighter gets lighter until your lighter gets so light it won’t light.
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She: “Do I look fat?”
He: “Do I look stupid?”
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Never laugh at your spouse’s choices. You are one of them.
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I just finished a positive thinking course. What a waste of time.
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Well, that is it for today, I hope you received some enjoyment from them. Have a great day and God bless!
Steve and Muffin.
©2021 Steve McLeod.
Steve’s Old Country Sayings. #14
Hi everyone! This might seem like obvious advice, but I have seen this happen to people, and other things happening to people as well. Plus, you might hurt the tree in the process. Hmm, anyway, have a great week everyone and God bless!
Steve and Muffin.
©2021 Steve McLeod.
