For a smile as wide as a country sunrise
Robert and some other men came along outside the restaurant we were at for dinner and stopped just briefly to push Callison out onto the sidewalk and then they drove away. However, Sky appeared and shot a lightning ball high into the air and it came down hitting the car at the front and exploding, destroying the car and killing all of the occupants. The car was already a considerable distance from the restaurant, about 3 blocks, and the explosion disrupted traffic for some time afterward.
No one else was hurt by the explosion, thankfully, Sky was quite careful in her chosen location for the lightning ball to hit the car. She is getting quite amazing with those things, able to judge timing and distance and the size of lightning ball needed for the job at hand. Sky had already brought Friskie back from the Wemyss estate, so she took her and Callison back to our chateau for protection. Wemyss won’t realize that we have taken her away from here, which is okay.
I figure he just might come after her again when he finds out what happened to his men, though it would be hard to pin the blame on us since no one would have seen anything, except perhaps something bright falling from the sky and hitting the car before the explosion. “I have some bad news for you Mr. Wemyss,” said Stuart, “Robert and the others were killed when their car exploded after delivering Callison to those Investigators. Apparently witnesses said a bright object fell from the sky, hitting the car and causing the explosion. They were about 3 blocks away from the restaurant when it happened.”
“Those Investigators must have had something to do with that!” exclaimed Wemyss, “And they will pay for it too.” “How could those Investigators have planned for that?” asked Lola, “They didn’t even know what was going to happen.” “Hmm, perhaps, but then what happened?” asked Wemyss. “The police think it could have been a meteorite or a random piece of space junk falling to earth,” said Stuart. “I would believe that before believing those Investigators could have done it so randomly,” said Lola. “Yes, I guess it would be giving way too much credit to those Investigators,” said Wemyss, “and I doubt they are intelligent enough to plan that well anyway.”
“There is one more thing,” said Stuart, “bad news from Canada. Some gang called the Black Wolves have broken into one of your companies and stolen all of the money from safe #2, plus the drugs and guns. The leader of the gang has told you that you are not welcome in Canada and to go back home or the Black Wolves will feast on your investments. Oh yes, one of your warehouses was also burned to the ground, but no one claimed responsibility for that, though likely it is the same gang.”
“Naturally it is the same gang!” roared Wemyss, “That pitiful gang will regret picking a fight with me! I will get Russel after them right away and they will cease to exist by tomorrow!” “I wouldn’t be so sure about that William,” said Lola, “it says here that the Black Wolves are the largest criminal organization in Canada with an estimated 600 men at their disposal. Plus, they have a permanent presence in Europe now, numbering around 300 men. They won’t be so easy to destroy. If you go after them, it just might be the other way around.”
“What, well I can hardly let them walk all over me,” he retorted, “I have worked hard to create my empire and Canada was such an easy country to expand my operations.” “But is it worth a prolonged and expensive fight that you will ultimately lose?” she asked, “After all, they have had years to build up their organization, and they have likely built up alliances with other criminal gangs that would give them much more fighting power. Perhaps expanding to other countries would be better, for now at least.”
“You always have been more level headed than me, dear Lola,” he said, “it might be better to concentrate on getting those gems right now. I will just put in a protest to the local police there in Canada and let them take care of things for now.” “A very good idea William,” said Lola, “now, you need to keep an eye on those Investigators so they don’t suddenly try to leave without our knowledge. We must allow them to leave, of course, or we won’t find the gems, but we don’t want them leaving secretly.” “Very true,” said Wemyss, “I will put Wilbur in charge of following them, he’s one of the best men I have.”
Meanwhile, back at the clinic. Samantha is looking after Callison and has 2 girls inside the room with her, plus 2 outside the room. Friskie is inside the room most of the time since she doesn’t need breaks or sleep. Fuzzy, the stray cat, is well enough that he is able to stay in the room with Callison too, curled up beside her in bed. Jewel, Maple, Tandi, Princess, Blue and Sunny will take turns staying in the room too. Samantha contacted me and told me that Callison had high levels of two different drugs in her, likely being used to get information from her.
“But it’s very dangerous to use this combination,” she said, “it could do irreparable harm to her brain.” “Hmm, well, they haven’t been able to get any information from her yet about those gems,” I said, “hopefully they didn’t push things too far already.” “Well, I doubt she could actually resist these drugs,” said Samantha, “so maybe she doesn’t know where those gems are hidden.” “But that doesn’t fit what we read in her journal,” I said, “or what she wrote on the photo. Something doesn’t fit.”
Meanwhile, back with Wemyss. “We have checked the room thoroughly Mr. Wemyss,” said Stuart, “there are no listening devices anywhere.” “I didn’t really expect you would find any Stuart,” said Wemyss, “but I just had to make sure. What has James told us at the hotel?” “Apparently those Investigators are not allowing anyone into one of their rooms,” said Lola, “and the hotel manager is okay with it because of who they are. None of them have left the city though, which means Callison is in that room.”
“Naturally she is,” he said, “they just don’t want to move her until she is sober.” “Another interesting thing,” she continued, “after Callison was left on the sidewalk a bus drove past and Callison was gone. Yet no one had come out of the restaurant.” “Well, someone must have come out,” he said, “she didn’t just disappear.” That shows how little Wemyss knows about us, because that is exactly what happened, Callison just disappeared…
To Be Continued. ©2026 Steve McLeod.
Good morning everyone! Yes, it is evening here, but for many, perhaps most, of you it’s already morning. Very early morning, but morning just the same. Anyway, this week has gone by rather quickly once again, just like last week. That’s why there was no Weekly Fun last week, the week disappeared before I realized it. So, I decided to get it out early this week, but I didn’t quite make it, so, here we are towards the end of the week. But, here we are. Laughing all the way! That phrase made me think of “Jingle Bells”, which made me think of Christmas, which made me almost scream. I do enjoy Christmas, but not in the summer, even though it’s more like fall now, or autumn if you prefer. Anyway, here are with this week’s funnies…
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Rick, fresh out of accounting school, went to a interview for a good paying job. The company boss asked various questions about him and his education, but then asked him, “What is three times seven?”
“22,” Rick replied. After he left, he double-checked it on his calculator (he *knew* he should have taken it to the interview!) and realized he wouldn’t get the job.
About two weeks later, he got a letter that said he was hired for the job! He was not one to look a gift horse in the mouth, but was still very curious. The next day, he went in and asked why he got the job, even though he got such a simple question wrong.
The boss shrugged and said, “Well, you were the closest.”
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A dentist married a manicurist. They fought tooth and nail.
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At the chess tables in the park, a guy was playing chess — with a dog!
An amazed passer-by said, “I can’t believe my eyes! That’s the smartest dog I’ve ever seen!”
The guy said, “Nah, he’s not so smart. I’ve beaten him 3 times out of 5.”
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A flat-Earther decided to walk west until he fell off the edge. In the end, he came around. The only thing he had to fear was sphere itself.
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SHIPWRECK DIARY
Day 1: Alone, doing well. Mentally Sound. Met a crab.
Day 2: I have married the crab.
Day 3: I have eaten my wife.
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A friend called me to say that she saw a fox on the way to work. I asked her how she knew it was on its way to work. She hung up on me.
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REMEMBER WHEN…
If you’re even half-way old, you will remember when:
> Your computer’s ready-mode was a black screen with a single cursor, and there was no such thing as Windows; there was just DOS.
> Your phone choices and bills were much easier because AT&T was a good old-fashioned monopoly.
> There was this amazing new video game called “Pong” and you thought it had the most advanced graphics imaginable.
> The first true laptop computer was a Radio Shack TRS-80. If you were hip, you referred to it affectionately as a TRASH-80.
> The astonishing mobility was a cordless phone you could take around the house; it got better reception than the one you can now take all over the country.
> Mail was something you wrote on a piece of paper and put into a stamped envelope. And you didn’t get 110 unsolicited pieces of it every morning promising great riches or body enhancements.
> No normal person had speakers on a computer.
> A 1-gig hard drive was as big as a warehouse.
> An 8-track tape the size of a paperback book was an advanced concept in compact music recording.
> And jokes were always told in person!
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Apparently this week there will be constant rane, hale, gails, drissle, thundre, litnin, hy tydes, tawnaydoes and frizzing colde. A really bad spell of wether.
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It was my wedding day, and no one was happier than my 78-year-old mother.
But as she approached the church doors, an usher asked, “Which side are you on?”
“Oh, no,” she said. “Are they fighting already?”
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At my age I have given up on health foods; I need all the preservatives I can get.
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Well, that’s all for today, have a great rest of your week and God bless!
Steve. ©2026 Steve McLeod