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Muffin’s Fun! #26
Hi, hi to everyone on this fun Monday!😻 Well, it mostly fun anyway. Except when my human bring out that noisy vacuum monster! Oh, I really not like that thing, it just so scary and it can even eat my toys. Sigh. Then my human need to open vacuum monster and get toys out of it’s stomach. Then they need to be washed. It just absolutely horrible to watch! So I go away and he start yelling and dancing around room on one foot. Not my fault I accidentally scratch his foot when I walk past him. hehehe!😹 Here is fun funnies for friends to enjoy…
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A woman was shopping for a new dress to wear to her 30th year high school reunion where a bunch of teenage girls were also shopping for a dress for prom night.
“Eeeeewwwwwwww,” said one young girl, looking at the dress she was holding. “This dress makes me look like I’m 40!”
“Gimme that dress!” says the woman as she snatched the dress from the young girl’s hand. “That’s EXACTLY what I’m looking for!”
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I’m great at multi-tasking. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. (Ooooh, sound like my human!😹)
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While shopping at the mall, my husband and I became separated. I went out to the car, but realized I didn’t have the keys. I went back into the store where we’d been to look for him.
The woman in charge of the carts smiled knowingly. “Finished before your husband I see,” she said. “Well, I have three men waiting over there on the bench… take one. It should all work out even at the end of the day.”
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Don’t tempt me, I can resist anything but temptation.
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One day at home the phone rings and Joe answers it. On the other end is a confused woman who asks, “Who is this?”
“This is Joe. With whom did you wish to speak?”
After a pause the woman says, “Did you just say whom?”
“Yes, I did.”
“Then you’re definitely not my son!”
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I used to be a crastinator but then I decided to go pro.
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For centuries, people thought the moon was made of cheese.
Then the astronauts found that the moon is really a big hard rock.
That’s what happens to cheese when you leave it out.
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I’m gonna be as useless as the “g” in lasagna today.
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Well, that all for the fun funnies for friends today! I hope you all have great time today enjoying Monday day! See you next time everyone!
Muffin. 😽
©2025 Muffin McLeod.
Sunday’s Beauty! #23
Greetings everyone! I have been kind of missing around here for a while, except for my Investigators story. It has just been one of those weeks where I was unable to think properly. So, I was unable to get my thoughts together for writing anything.
My story was already basically written, except for a few last minute additions or changes, so it was easy getting that done each day. I hope to get things back to normal soon.
A number of American White Water-lilies.
Anyway, my friend and I were out for another morning of photography, going to a few lakes to see what we could find. I will be showing those photos, beginning with today’s photo of American White Water-lilies. I didn’t think they would be blooming quite yet, but there were a lot of them out, shining brightly.
These flowers can be up to 6 inches (15cm) across. They close up at night and open early in the morning. They are also very fragrant and attract certain types of flies and bees looking for their delicious nectar.
This one was close to shore and facing towards me, making for a nice photo, along with it’s fly friends.
They can also grow up to 8 feet (about 2.44 meters) in length. The flowers and leaves (the lily pads) float on top of the water. Water beetles, dragonflies and damselflies often sit on the lily pads.
They were my mother’s favorite wildflower, along with two others, which I will show another time. Have a great day everyone and God bless!
Steve and Muffin.
©2025 Steve McLeod.
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