Steve`s Country
For a smile as wide as a country sunrise
A Time To Laugh.
Hi once again everyone! I thought it must be time for a few more laughs to share with you from my collection of humor. I didn’t make these up, honest, others did over the years. I’m just sharing them with you. So grab a cup of coffee and enjoy!
IMPOSSIBILITIES IN THE WORLD
1) You can’t count your hair.
2) You can’t wash your eyes with soap.
3) You can’t breathe when your tongue is out.
Put your tongue back in your mouth – sure you can still breathe! HAHA
TEN THINGS I KNOW ABOUT YOU.
1) You are reading this.
2) You are human.
3) You can’t say the letter ‘P’ without separating your lips.
4) You just attempted to do it. HAHA
6) You are laughing at yourself.
7) You have a smile on your face and you skipped No. 5.
8) You just checked to see if there is a No. 5.
9) You laugh at this because you are a fun loving person & everyone does it, too.
10) You are probably going to send this to see who else falls for it.
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A professor gathered the papers after a test and found a $100 bill attached to one of them with a note saying: “A dollar per point.”
When the professor returned the graded tests, the student got $64 change.
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I’m bored. I think I’ll go to the mall, find a parking spot, and sit in my car with the reverse lights on.
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First Mouse: I finally got that scientist trained.
Second Mouse: How so?
First Mouse: Every time I go through the maze and ring the bell, he gives me something to eat.
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I do all my own stunts, but never intentionally.
The main purpose of the little toe is to make sure all the furniture is in it’s proper place.
Well, just a few laughs for your evening, or morning, or whenever you happen to read this. That last one is just so true! Anyway, I hope you can find a chuckle or two in here, enjoy your day and God bless!
Steve and Muffin.
© 2020 Steve McLeod.
Nature’s Art, #34.
Hello everyone and welcome back! I hope your day is going well. It is nice and sunny here, but still cold. Tomorrow the weather is supposed to warm up a bit and stay that way, meaning that spring will begin! That’s a nice thought. I’m waiting for the snow to melt so I can get out and start walking my path down to the river once again. I will have to take it slow and easy at first, and perhaps won’t actually make it to the river for the first week, but I will get there eventually. And even part way walking will be nice. Just to get out and walk a bit through the forest, listening to the birds singing, looking for new birds as they return from the south. Watching the squirrels as they become more active. And, of course, the return of the chipmunks as they wake up from their winter nap and start to carry peanuts back to their homes once again. Muffin is especially looking forward to the chipmunks coming back to the deck again. She gets so excited.
And, for now, let’s look at more beautiful mushrooms today, something else I am looking forward to doing, is getting more mushroom pics…
And here we have the “sharp-scaly pholiota”, a very bright colored mushroom and very easy to see from a longer distance. This pic was taken on a very heavy overcast day and yet it came out very nice.
And here it is once again from underneath, and still it really glows. I think I used this pic before but didn’t know the name at that time, but now we know. I had to lay on my back to get this picture. It’s growing on a rotting red pine log. There was quite a number of them. It wasn’t easy getting to this spot, but when I saw these bright mushrooms I just had to go over and get some pics.
Well, that’s it for now, I hope you all have a wonderful day and God bless!
Steve and Muffin.
© 2020 Steve McLeod.
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