For a smile as wide as a country sunrise
Hi to all of you! 😻 Meow to all my cat friends too! I back again with more fun funnies to make you chuckle, giggle, laugh and groan! Guess that mean I am multi tasker, whatever that means. My human say that. Only thing I know about multi tasking is my human not good at it. If he do one thing at time it end in disaster. If he do more than one thing at time, then I go and hide. Safer that way. Hehehehe!😹
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Throughout our month long tour of Europe, my wife’s only complaint was that there was never enough time for shopping.
Nearing the end of our trip, we stopped for lunch at a pub in a small town near London. We wrote postcards and my wife volunteered to take them to the nearest postbox while I made a long-distance phone call. The British long distance system defeated me until I was helped by an attractive girl who was standing at the bar.
Completing my call, I saw her with a suitcase standing at a bus stop. I found out she was going close to our destination so I offered her a lift and suggested she get in the back seat of the car.
There was still no sign of my wife, so I went to look for her. Ten minutes later, I found her in a store. She was bulging with parcels. Giving me a big grin, she said, “That’ll teach you to leave me alone for a few minutes.”
It was my turn to grin as I said, “Wait until you see what’s in the back seat of the car.”
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What if nobody was president and we all promised real hard to be good?
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You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. (I find this one especially for my human!)
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A little three-year-old boy is sitting on the toilet. His mother thinks he has been in there too long, so she goes in to see what’s up. The little boy is sitting on the toilet reading a book. But about every 10 seconds or so he puts the book down, grips onto to the toilet seat with his left hand and hits himself on top of the head with his right hand.
His mother says: “Billy, are you all right? You’ve been in here for a while.
Billy says: “I’m fine, mommy… just haven’t gone ‘doody’ yet.”
Mother says: “OK, you can stay here a few more minutes. But Billy, why are you hitting yourself on the head?”
Billy says: “Works for ketchup!”
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Two frogs were sitting on a lily pad. One said to the other, “Time sure is fun when you are having flies!”
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Husband’s text message (by cellphone):
Honey, I was involved in a car accident. Paula brought me to the hospital.
They have been making tests and taking X-rays.
The blow to my head was pretty bad. Fortunately, seems that it did not cause any serious injury.
But I do have three broken ribs, and a compound fracture in the left leg.
Wife’s response:
Who is Paula?
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It’s pretty obvious that if I run in front of a car, I will get tired but if I run *behind* a car, I will get exhausted.
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Well, that all for today, I hope everyone has great week!
Muffin.😽
©2025 Muffin McLeod.
Hi everyone and Happy Sunday! Yes, I know, the day is almost over. Oh yes, Happy Father’s Day to all the fathers out there! I had planned something, then for some reason I could not find the photos I wanted to use.
They are not there. Not anywhere. Not even on my backup external hard drive. They just disappeared. I’m sure I must be overlooking something so I am going to keep looking for those photos. Might take a while though. Sigh.

Geraniums on the left and some striped petunias.
Guess I should have started looking sooner. But I knew where to look for them. Except they are not where I thought they should be. Happens sometimes. Anyway, my dad liked gardening, right from a very young age.

More Geraniums
He enjoyed flower gardens and vegetable gardens. He was also very good at producing wonderful results in both. Today I will show some of my results in container gardening on my balcony.

And more geraniums.
Things are just getting started out there really, but everything is nice and healthy with lots of flower buds ready to pop out soon.
I hope you enjoy them! Have a great day everyone and God bless!
Steve and Muffin.
©2025 Steve McLeod.