For a smile as wide as a country sunrise
Good morning and welcome to the Monday edition of my ‘musings’ and yes I do know it’s not Monday but it is still the Monday edition even if it’s Tuesday since the first edition of the week is always the Monday edition which always comes out on Monday or Tuesday just like the Friday edition always comes out on Friday so it’s easy to know when to expect the next edition so always remember that the Monday edition always comes out on Monday. Or Tuesday. Like today. Hmm, I was going to do one of my one sentence ‘musings’ but considering the topic that might be hard. So I settled for a fairly long opening sentence. It is another cool and cloudy fall day.

Mostly that is what we have had this month. Temps are way below normal for September. That’s not a good sign. Two mornings now my critter bath has been frozen solid. A critter bath is like a bird bath but is available to all critters. Usually fall is nicer. A good time for hiking. Cool, cloudy and rainy is not my idea of ideal hiking weather. A warm summer rain is okay. But not a cold fall rain. Got a great idea for a hike, I said to Dad one October day. Right, Dad replied. It’s an old townsite and we can practically drive to the spot, I continued. I’ve heard that before, said Dad. Plus it’s a new area that we haven’t searched for insulators, I added. That got Dad’s attention. Let’s see the map, said Dad. Right here, I pointed, we can drive in on this old road along here. Hmm, might be possible, provided that road is still usable, Dad added. No problem, said I. The next morning the sun was shining brightly, not a cloud in sight. It was a bit frosty but was supposed to warm up. We got everything we needed and off we went. Sure enough, the road was still there and though a bit rough in places, we could still drive it quite nicely. A bit bouncy, I said. Dad just sort of mumbled something. Suddenly the road ended. Now what?, asked Dad. We park here and just walk a bit past those trees, I said. Dad looked. I don’t think he believed me. But it was a nice walk through tall pines over fairly flat rocky terrain. There was a few ups and downs. Should be almost there, I said cheerfully. I hope so, said Dad, we’ve been walking for hour now. But it was beautiful. Not even a tiny breath of air moving. There had been several flocks of geese flying high overhead. A beautiful pileated woodpecker was pounding away on a large pine, looking for his breakfast. There were many sparrows feeding all along our little hike. Blue jays were squawking high in a birch over us as we walked past.

The sun shone brilliantly through the trees illuminating the various yellows, golds and reds of bushes providing wonderful splashes of color among the dark green of the pines. Then we heard the sound of a train in the distance. Almost there, I called out to Dad who had fallen back a bit. I decided to wait for him to catch up. Over this way, I pointed, and off I went through some undergrowth. Dad followed. Suddenly Dad yelled. He claimed I let go of a branch which hit him in the face, knocking his hat and glasses off. You shouldn’t follow so close, I reminded him. BONEHEAD!, he said. Well, at least he’s enjoying himself. I’ll help you look for your glasses, I said. NO!, said Dad. Odd. He bent over to pick up his glasses. I went over to pick up his hat. AAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! I turned around. Dad was lying on the ground. Getting tired?, I asked. He said I pushed him when I went to retrieve his hat. I think he tripped and didn’t want to admit it. Remember, he was very accident prone. There it is, I pointed. There is what?, asked Dad, I don’t see anything. Down there, I said. About 100 feet down this rock hill was the train we heard. We just need to go down this hill and across that little creek and we’re almost there, said I. Almost?, questioned Dad. Well, we have to walk down the tracks a bit to the townsite, I replied. Dad just looked down this hill. Rather steep, he said. We should be able to do it okay, I said. It’ll be worse coming back up, Dad added. Minor detail, I said. Muffin is sleeping again. Good thing to do on these cloudy, rainy days. Even though it’s not raining right now. But it will soon. Sigh. This hike will continue. I won’t forget. Honest. Hope you can get out and enjoy some of your week. That white season is coming fast. At least here. Sigh. Have a great morning and God bless!
Steve and Muffin.
Good morning once again even though technically this is evening. Speaking of punctuation. People often say my writing is terrible. Bad grammar. Bad, or completely lacking, punctuation. Odd sentences. Naturally. I mean, would you really want to read this if I wrote normally? Okay, maybe some would. I probably wouldn’t want to, and I’m the writer. Which would make it really hard to write these ‘musings’ if I didn’t even want to read them. The two kind of go together. Even if it doesn’t look like it sometimes. Ever have one of those days when you really don’t want to get out of bed in the morning? Neither do I. Except maybe when I’m sick. Even then I normally prefer to get up. But I like mornings. So why wouldn’t I want to get up? Hmm. Speaking of insulators. I am. Anyway, as I mentioned last time, fall is the time when Dad and I loved to get out and look for insulators. You don’t know what insulators are? You need to get out more. Anyway, to keep it short, they are those glass and porcelain things on hydro and telephone poles that hold the wires. Okay, I admit, they are not around much anymore.

Anyway, you’re getting me off topic. Well, sort of. So Dad and I are out one sunny fall day in October. Over the edge of a rock, about 8 feet down, I noticed some glass. Insulators, I said to Dad. Go down and toss them up to me, said Dad. Notice what he told me to do. Off I went. Mainly more common types but they were in very nice condition. So I started tossing them up to Dad and he caught them nicely. But our timing got a bit off. He had just set down one insulator and turned to catch the next. Which was already there. And hit Dad on the head. He held his head and groaned. You missed that one, I said. He groaned again and managed to say, ‘BONEHEAD!’ Did it break?, I asked. I don’t think it hit me that hard, said Dad. I meant the insulator, said I. Thanks, said Dad. Why thank me for that? Odd. Speaking of computers. They are great things. Always work so good. Right. It takes me a year to really learn how to do things and then they come up with a big update. Now things don’t work the same. And it takes me another year to figure out what they did. Then it gets changed again. It’s enough to make a person jump up and down, bang their head on the wall and, and…AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!! It’s okay. I’m fine. I’m calm. At least that’s what happens to me. Sigh. But computers are good things anyway. I think. Hard to tell sometimes. Oh well. Speaking of shopping. Wait. That’s wasn’t part of my title. Hmm, guess that will have to wait until next time. It snowed a lot today. All melted though. It has been a cold day. Only 37F. And this is still September. Sigh. Don’t forget!! Tomorrow is International Chipmunk Appreciation Day!

Okay, not officially. But let’s make it one of those fun holidays! Spread the word! Sigh. I hope you all enjoy your weekend and God bless!
Steve and Muffin.