Hi, hi everyone!😻 It me, Muffin, I back again with more fun funnies for all of you! Something keep showing up now on screen, so I ask my human what it say. He told me it something called AI and it want to rewrite my post. Why it want to rewrite my post? My human say that AI person say it could write my post better than me. I ask my human where this AI person is hiding, I go bite back of leg! That make me so upset, want to know where he live, I go get him right now. My human say AI person hide in laptop. I look all around laptop. Must be very thin, this AI person. He think he so smart, but he must have flat brain! No wonder he not can think properly. Rewrite my post? HA!😼 Here is funnies for today…

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I was going to tell a time-traveling joke,  but you didn’t like it.

Want to hear a joke about paper? Never mind, it’s tearable.

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They would crack each other up.

I was going to tell you a pizza joke, but it was too cheesy.

Knock knock. Who’s there? Candice. Candice who? Candice joke get any worse?

Q: Why is everyone so tired on the beginning of April? A: Because they’ve just finished a 31-day March!

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If the grass is greener on the other side, maybe there’s more manure.

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Beware of a new online scam. My husband ordered me some expensive jewelry but motorcycle parts came instead! Thankfully, they fit his bike.

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A snail hitched a ride with a friendly turtle. As they reached an intersection another turtle came along and rammed into them!

A cop came and questioned the snail: “What happened here?”

The little snail replied, “I don’t know — it all happened so fast.”

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My favorite word is drool. It just rolls off the tongue.

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During a bank robbery the police chief told the sergeant to cover all exits so the robbers could not get away.

Later the sergeant reports to the chief, “Sorry sir, but they got away.”

The chief, very disappointed, says, “I told you to cover all exits.”

“I did,” replied the sergeant, “But they got away through the entrance.”

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I’m at that age where my mind still thinks I’m 29, my humor suggests I’m 12, while my body mostly keeps asking if I’m sure I’m not dead yet.

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Well, guess that all for today, hope everyone have nice week!

Muffin. 😽

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