Hi ho to everyone!😺 HAPPY CANADA DAY birthday!😻🎂🥳🎆🎇 Wow, must need big birthday cake, this big country! Oh well. I back again with more fun funnies for all of you! Meow, mew, meow! See? It only take me three words to say all that first part when I speak Meow. Human people use too many words. Same with dog people, always barking but not saying much. Everyone should learn to speak Meow. And Mew. Make life easier that way. I try to teach my human to speak Meow, but he keep makin sentences backwards. And that before he speak Meow. Sigh. He never learn. Here is funnies for today…

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IMPOSSIBILITIES IN THE WORLD

1) You can’t count your hair. 

2) You can’t wash your eyes with soap.  

3) You can’t breathe when your tongue is out. 

Put your tongue back in your mouth – sure you can still breathe! HAHA 

TEN THINGS I KNOW ABOUT YOU. 

1) You are reading this. 

2) You are human. 

3) You can’t say the letter ‘P’ without separating your lips. 

4) You just attempted to do it. HAHA 

6) You are laughing at yourself.

7) You have a smile on your face and you skipped No. 5. 

8) You just checked to see if there is a No. 5.  

9) You laugh at this because you are a fun loving person & everyone does it, too. 

10) You are probably going to send this to see who else falls for it. 

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The main function of your little toe is to ensure that all the furniture is in its place.

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“I came in to make an appointment with the dentist,” said the man to the receptionist.

“I’m sorry sir,” she replied. “He’s out right now, but…”

“Thank you,” interrupted the obviously nervous prospective patient. “When will he be out again?”

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That all for this very rainy and cool Monday, have great day everyone!

Muffin. 😽

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