Hi, hi, hi! It me, Muffin,😺 I back again with more fun funnies for Friday! My human get me up super really early today. Plus it raining all day and really dull, dreary looking type of day which always make me soooo tired. So, I sleep lots today. My human even fall asleep this morning too after he wash clothes and go shopping. How I supposed to sleep when he gone away like that? I not know when he going to come back home so I have to stay awake. Now I sleep, but I still get funnies ready for you today and here they are…

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It was John’s turn to drive carpool into town on a day when a new member was traveling along for the first time. As they rode along he began to be suspicious of his new carpooling passenger.

John checked to see if his wallet was safe in the pocket of his coat that was on the seat between them, but it wasn’t there. He immediately slammed on the brakes, ordered the fellow out, and said, “Hand over the wallet!”

The frightened carpooler handed over a billfold, before John drove off, leaving him alone at the side of the road. When he arrived home that evening, he started to tell his wife about the experience.

Just as he started to recount the whole story, she interrupted him, saying, “Oh, that reminds me, John. Do you know that you left your wallet at home this morning?”

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The older I get, the more I regret all the people I’ve lost over the years. Maybe being a trail guide was not the best career after all.

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REAL KIDS FUNNIES:

My five-year-old was in bed for a while, then yelled, “Mommy, come here!”
I yelled back, “Why?”
Then she yelled, “I haven’t thought of a reason yet.”

My eight-year-old daughter told me a boy asked her out in school.
Dad: “What did you say?”
8yo: “I said, ‘I can speak three languages and was the lead in my camp’s play. What can he offer?'”

7yo: “Mom, how many more kids can you have? I need at least two more for my dance team.”

Dad: “Come on, you guys are LATE!!!”
11yo: “You should have started YELLING at us earlier!”

10yo: “How many more cookies can I have?”
Mom: “How many have you already had?”
10yo: “Stop living in the past.”

I lead the after-school drama club at my kid’s school. A first-grader asked,
“Can you teach me how to act like I’m listening when my dad talks?”

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I just found out I’m colorblind. The diagnosis came completely out of the
purple.

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When you ask me what I am doing today, and I say “nothing,” it does not mean I am free.  It means I am literally doing nothing.

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That all for today, I hope everyone have very nicest weekend time!

Muffin. 😽

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