Steve`s Country
For a smile as wide as a country sunrise
Morning Lake, A Poem.
MORNING LAKE
I sat beside a lake one morn,
And watched a sunny day be born.
With each new ray of light I saw,
It filled my heart with greatest awe.
The lake was calm, and smooth as glass,
Some ducks swam by, close to the grass.
In leaves by me, I noise I heard,
I smiled to see, a tiny bird.
Slowly along, a heron walks,
Stealthy he moves, by shore he stalks.
A loon swam past, chick on its back,
Keeping it warm, safe from attack.
The birds abound, with cheery song,
They sang so sweet, so clear, so strong.
Little chipmunk, came o’er to me,
Ran up my arm, so much to see.
Little flower was blooming too,
So small, yet bold, in vivid blue.
Take time to sit, and look around,
And see what beauty, can be found.
©2023 Steve McLeod.
Muffin’s Daily Fun! #133
Hi out there to everyone!😺 I so happy that many of you like to read my funnies post each day! I work real hard to find funnies to share with you. Yep, it not easy to get my human to find them. But when teeth not work, then I use claws, they always work. hehe!😹 Here is funnies for today…
A new skydiver and his instructor were high in the air when the student was getting ready to jump. Just before he was ready to leap his teacher gave him some final instructions.
“Listen carefully! You jump…count to 3…and pull your rip cord! If that does not work, pull the cord on your reserve chute! There will be a truck down there to pick you up!”
The new skydiver took a deep breath and plunged into the open air. After free falling he counted to 3 and pulled his ripcord. Nothing happened. He pulled the cord on his reserve chute, and nothing happened. Totally disgusted, the skydiver said…
“RATS! I’ll bet that truck is not down there either!”
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As the manager of our hospital’s softball team, I was responsible for returning equipment to the proper owners at the end of the season.
When I walked into the surgery department carrying a bat that belonged to one of the surgeons, I passed several patients and their families in a waiting area.
I heard one man say to his wife, “Look, honey, here comes your anesthesiologist.”
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You are having a bad day when you see a sign in your dentist’s office that says, “No pain, no gain.”
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That all of them for today, I hope you all have great day!
Muffin.😻
©2023 Muffin McLeod.
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