For a smile as wide as a country sunrise
The man who had his foot on the biker’s forehead stepped away after giving him the message for his boss. ”Now, I would suggest that you walk away from here, fast,” said the man. ”Hey, that’s my bike!” he exclaimed, “I need my bike!” ”The boss said to walk fast away from here,” said one of the other men. ”We will drop your bike off somewhere,” said the first man, laughing again.
The biker decided to leave since he was outnumbered. Two of the men put his bike in the van and drove away. The first man got in his car and also left. The biker finally made it back to the gang’s hideout, he had been unable to call them since his phone had been taken away from him. ”Well, look here, you finally decided to come back,” said Francis, “your bike arrived an hour ago, or, what is left of it anyway. Now, what happened to you?”
“When I came out from Blueberry’s house there was a guy by my bike,” he said, “while I was talking with him, another guy came behind me and punched me, right here. Then the first guy kicked me flat onto my back. Then a third guy came out of the van they had and gave me a message for you. Seems they are looking for Christopher too and think we have him.”
“Hmm, that is quite interesting,” said Francis, “and there are a couple of private investigators looking for Christopher too. They visited Blueberry plus Bertha and her daughters. So, three of us are looking for him and someone has him, that makes four. I do not like that at all. Too many people playing the same game. Now, what is the message?”
“The boss guy wants to talk with you, just the two of you, at a sidewalk cafe the other side of town,” he began, “he also said this is a dangerous game and no place for little people who might get stepped on.” That got Francis angry and she wanted to meet the man who would dare to give her such a warning.
Meanwhile, after everyone was gone from Blueberry’s house the girls came to a screeching stop outside her house. They ran up to the door, which was still open, and went inside. Blueberry was crawling slowly to a bedroom where her baby was crying. Catalina stopped to help Berry and Sapphire went and brought the baby out. ”Bad dog man punched mommy,” said the oldest child who is 4.
“Hush,” said Berry, “never talk about those men.” ”She is talking about the Dark Dogs, correct?” asked Catalina. ”I do not know them,” said Berry, “I am okay now, so please leave us alone and do not come back. I do not need more trouble!” ”We are here to help you,” said Catalina. ”Dog man told mommy not to talk with you anymore,” said the girl. ”I said to hush!” yelled Berry, “Now, go to your room!”
The girl left. ”We want to help you find Christopher,” said Sapphire, “and we can give you protection from the Dark Dogs, they are just a smaller gang.” ”If that is what you think, then you are idiots!” exclaimed Berry, “Now get out and never come back or I will call the police!” The girls decided it would be best to leave for now. Once gone they called Aari and told him.
“I think the other 3 girls better join you,” he said, “safer for you and if the Dogs see girls with us they might put things together, which would not be good. I will call Steve and let him know what is happening.” Now, back to us at home. Aari had called and I agreed with his decision to put the girls together. I did not like the idea of meeting Francis alone, it is unlikely she will be alone.
But he said it was the best way so I let him try it. I then called Matt and gave him 8 girls and two cats, Tiger and Tiia, to take with him. I told him to just sit still in a hotel for now until I call. The remainder of the girls and cats will stay at home. I do not like the idea that someone else might be involved in this case too.
So much for a simple case. I also do not like the idea of our numbers being stretched so thin, and we still have 4 girls and two cats recovering. But Mandar brought his Team 4 to help us out at home which made me feel better.
I sent Kat and Amber with Matt even though they are two of my bodyguards, but they also have the most experience for Matt’s group. I still have 5 of my bodyguards at home, and Mandar assigned two of his own personal bodyguards to be mine while the others are away. Still, I have a strange feeling…
To Be Continued.
©2024 Steve McLeod.
Hi, lo, everyone that read my funnies!😺 I glad to see you here again today even if I not see you but I still you even though I not see you but still I do see you and then again I not really see you but I still really see you even though I not see you but I still do see you! Whew! That not easy to say. Think I need to have discussion with my human again. Me think he just having fun with me. He soon know that not a good idea.😼 Funny is kinda long today, so only one for today. Anyway, here is funny…
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Memo from company’s Director General to Manager:
Today at 11 o’clock there will be a total eclipse of the sun. This is when the sun disappears behind the moon for two minutes. As this is something that cannot be seen every day, time will be allowed for employees to view the eclipse in the car park. Staff should meet in the car park at ten to eleven, when I will deliver a short speech introducing the eclipse, and giving some background information. Safety goggles will be made available at a small cost.
Memo from Manager to Department Head:
Today at ten to eleven, all staff should meet in the car park. This will be followed by a total eclipse of the sun, which will disappear for two minutes. For a moderate cost, this will be made safe with goggles.
The Director General will deliver a short speech beforehand to give us all some background information. This is not something that can be seen every day.
Memo from Department Head to Floor Manager:
The Director General will today deliver a short speech to make the sun disappear for two minutes in the eclipse. This is something that can not be seen every day, so staff will meet in the car park at ten or eleven. This will be safe, if you pay a moderate cost.
Memo From Floor Manager to Supervisor:
Ten or eleven staff are to go to the car park, where the Director General will eclipse the sun for two minutes. This doesn’t happen every day. It will be safe, but it will cost you.
Memo from Supervisor to staff:
Some staff will go to the car park today to see the Director General disappear. It is a pity this doesn’t happen every day.
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Hope you like funny today, it make my human laugh both times he read it.😹 Have very nice day to everyone!
Muffin.😽
©2024 Muffin McLeod.