For a smile as wide as a country sunrise
Hi, hi to all of you!😺 Here I am, back with todays funny for you to enjoy. I was told I should have some dog funnies too, so today it for the dogs. I mean, with the dogs. Well, it have dogs in the funnies anyway. There not many dog funnies in notebook, maybe dogs not like to laugh. That very strange. They like to bark, maybe that there way to laugh. I not know since I not understand “bark”. But I like dogs, even big ones. But not big wolf dogs, they scary,🙀 like one my human going to talk about. Oops, I not supposed to tell.🙄 Oh well, here is funny…
“Why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang, the colt, the stingray and the rabbit, but not ONE named for a dog? How often do you see a cougar riding around? We dogs love a nice ride! Would it be so hard to rename the Chrysler Eagle the Chrysler Beagle?”
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If a dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him, is he still a bad dog?
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More dog funnies tomorrow! Have nice day!
Muffin. 😻
©2023 Muffin McLeod.
Hi everyone, I back again with more funnies today!😺 These supposed to be here yesterday, but there was mix up in communication. I communicate, but my human mixed up. So it not come out yesterday, so it come out today instead and today will be later today. I hope. Otherwise my human and me will need to have another “discussion”. Last one not go well for my human. He have such tender legs at back.😹 Oh well, here is funny…
“My husband and I both have a cold, the difference is, I am cleaning and he is dying!”
Hehe!😹 Have very nice day to all of you! Check back later for next one!
Muffin. 😻
©2023 Muffin McLeod.