For a smile as wide as a country sunrise
Hi, hi to all of you and Happy Friday day too!😸 My human still taking break, but not me, I here to give you chuckles again today. I still not found my chuckles notebook though, I think maybe my human not looking hard enough for it. But, he is still moving kinda slow from that nasty fall off stepping ladder thingy. Floors in here polished and slippery. My human go slipping yesterday, slide into boxes, then sit on floor with funny look on face. He say it not “haha funny look”, but to me it look like “haha funny look”.😹 Oh well, here funny for today…
“I don’t know how to use TikTok, but I can write in cursive, do long division, and can tell time on clocks with hands…so there’s that.”
“Elections: Things that are held to see if the polls were right.”
“I don’t like to brag, but…cashiers are always checking me out.”
“Don’t grow up. It’s a trap.”
Okay, that all for today, I back again on Monday with more funny time for everyone! My human be back real soon too. Have very nicest weekend time!
Muffin.😻
©2023 Muffin McLeod.
Hi to all of you today!😸 Wow, it sure get cold again here. On weekend it hot, now back to cold. So my human close windows. I want windows open. He say too cold, so windows stay closed. I like fresh air, want windows open. He say no, windows closed. I say yes, windows open. We have big discussion. Windows open again. My human dress warmer.😹 Here is funny for today…
A four-year-old was at the pediatrician for a check up. As the doctor looked in her ears, he asked, “Do you think I will find Big Bird in here?”
The little girl stayed silent.
Next, the doctor took a tongue depressor and looked down her throat. He asked, “Do you think I will find the Cookie Monster down there?”
Again, the little girl was silent.
Then the doctor put a stethoscope to her chest. As he listened to her heartbeat, he asked, “Do you think I will hear Barney in there?”
“Oh, no!” the little girl replied. “Barney is on my underpants.”
That it for today everyone, I hope you have a purrfect day!
Muffin.😻
©2023 Muffin McLeod.