Steve`s Country
For a smile as wide as a country sunrise
Signs In Kitchens.
A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen and this kitchen is delirious.
~ If we are what we eat, then I’m easy, fast, and cheap.
~ A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
~ You shall not weigh more than your refrigerator.
~ A clean kitchen is a sign of a misspent life.
~ Help keep the kitchen clean – eat out.
~ Countless number of people have eaten in this kitchen and gone on to lead normal lives.
~ My next house will have no kitchen — just vending machines.
These little gems compliments of Mikeys.
Steve`s Country 
🤣😂🤣 hilarious, Steve! Especially like the one about the refrigerator. Since we have a huge one, I’m okay. Thanks for sending these chuckles our way. Cheers! 🎊🤣🎊
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So glad you enjoyed them!☺ Many more will be coming.😂
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Oh, this is soooo funny! I love it!
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Glad you enjoyed it Lydia!
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