Signs In Kitchens.

A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen and this kitchen is delirious.

~ If we are what we eat, then I’m easy, fast, and cheap.

~ A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

~ Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.

~ A clean kitchen is a sign of a misspent life.

~ Help keep the kitchen clean – eat out.

~ Countless number of people have eaten in this kitchen and gone on to lead normal lives.

~ My next house will have no kitchen — just vending machines.

These little gems compliments of Mikeys.

4 Comments on “Signs In Kitchens.

  1. 🤣😂🤣 hilarious, Steve! Especially like the one about the refrigerator. Since we have a huge one, I’m okay. Thanks for sending these chuckles our way. Cheers! 🎊🤣🎊

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