STEVE’S COUNTRY NOTEBOOK
Good morning to all my brave readers and any and all newcomers to my all new ‘Musings’ on my new website which I hope all of you will enjoy and of course there will be the same great stories and happenings that happen all the time and of course when I say ‘same’ stories I don’t actually mean the same but rather the same in the sense that they will still be the same but just not the same so if you stick with me you will see that the same is not really the same even though it will be the same and I think I’m getting confused so will stop that theme but then I get confused easily these days it seems especially when someone tells me I am going too fast and someone else says I am not going fast enough and someone else says I am not doing anything at all and they are all talking about the same thing and I mean, really, how can I go fast, go slow, and not move at all at the same time unless there is three of me and if so I would really like to meet the others of me that are doing or not doing the same things that I am doing or not doing at the same time and there I go with that same idea of doing the same when I don’t even know what I am doing in the first place. Sigh. Now I am really confused. And for any new readers out there, this is me. And if you want to know more about me, just check out the About page and it tells all about me. Something new! I get to write all about me. Took all of 30 seconds. Sigh. Some say I should have better grammar in my ‘Musings’. What?! That would be boring. Some say I should try to be normal. Okay, I tried that. Worst 5 minutes of my life. Sigh. Speaking of ladders. Okay, I shouldn’t be. I was up a ladder the other day. Had to change a light bulb. Wow. The fireworks! Sparks flying everywhere and even actual fire at one point. And I am touching the metal light fixture. Standing on an aluminum ladder. Nearly fell off. Decided to change the light fixture with a new one. This one didn’t come with the built in fireworks. Which is nice. But while up the ladder my leg gave out. Not good when up a ladder. Which is why I shouldn’t be up on a ladder in the first place. So I came down the ladder. Rather quickly. And not the traditional way. If you know what I mean. I also discovered that floors without carpets are harder than floors with carpets. Sigh. On the plus side, the ladder did not fall on top of me. That would have hurt. Sigh. The worst part of that was I was by myself at the time. In a place with no phone. Or internet. Or any other way of calling for help. Another good reason for not being up a ladder. But then, if I was doing things reasonably, I wouldn’t be me. Wheehee! Sort of. We are actually getting warm weather now. Which Muffin is not enjoying. But Muffin’s owner is enjoying it. As much as I can anyway. Which isn’t much these days. But it’s still nice anyway. These ‘Musings’ today mustn’t be very exciting. I have nearly fallen asleep twice already. That’s bad. Speaking of technology. Actually I would rather not. But it keeps affecting my life. Such as the fact that my computer hates me. It really does. It does mean things to me. It really does. It DELIBERATELY picks on me! It’s enough to make me jump up and down, pull my hair, bang my head on my desk and, and…AAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It’s okay. I’m fine. I’m calm. Sigh. But I think I will stop. And write about this next week. I hope you all have a great weekend and God bless!
Steve. And Muffin.