For a smile as wide as a country sunrise
Hello and welcome to another day in the life of Steve. Strange things happen to me sometimes. Wait, they happen to me a lot. Sigh.
Some time ago, not recently, there was a nice looking little country restaurant so I stopped in. There was 2 cars parked in front so I wouldn’t be alone this time. I go in. No one inside. I walk to a table and sit down. It was a nice looking, though small, restaurant. A head peaked out the kitchen door. Then a guy comes out and says, you want somethin? No, I just came in to rest my feet. I didn’t actually say that, but almost did. I’ll have a coffee and the breakfast special, I said. Okay, he said and disappeared into the kitchen. He came back with the coffee pot and a cup.
He stared inside the cup. Then blew into it. I should have left at that point, but hey, I wanted breakfast. I better get a different cup, he said, this one is dirty. At least he recognized that. He left the coffee pot on the table and left. I waited. And waited. Was I supposed to drink right out of the coffee pot? Finally he comes back with another cup. This one is clean, he said. It took him that long to find a clean cup? We also don’t have the breakfast special today, he added. Okay, I will have bacon and eggs and toast, I said. Okay, and he left.
He comes back. What kind of bread do you want. I figured I better make this easy for the guy and just asked for white bread. He left. Comes back a short time later and says they don’t have any white bread. How about rye? He goes. He comes back and says they don’t have any rye bread either. What do you have? Actually, he says, we don’t have any bread. Now why didn’t he tell me this right away? I’ll still have the bacon and eggs, with hash browns. Okay, and off he went. I really should have left, but it was getting interesting.

He comes back. We don’t have any bacon, would sausages be okay? Fine. Off he goes. He returns a short time later. I still don’t smell anything cooking. We don’t have any sausages, he says. Do you have eggs and hash browns? He leaves. I should have. He comes back. Actually, he says, we don’t have any food. We will be going shopping this morning. I just stared. Want more coffee, he says. No thanks. I paid for my coffee and left. Once in my car I burst out laughing!
Everything here is true, exactly as happened. Some days are like that with me. Never dull. Enjoy your day and God bless!
Steve and Muffin.
© 2019 Steve McLeod.
That’s so peculiar! 😂
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Yep, have never had such an experience, but it sure gave me a good laugh afterwards! Thanks for reading Saania!😃😺🍁🍂
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Hahaa I can imagine, cheers! 🌸
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Did they have anything you could eat?
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Only thing they had was coffee!😂
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First, you must have more patience than normal and then have a good bulletproof mood. Otherwise, the waiter would be without teeth. At least he gave you to make this fun story. An event of good humor. The photos are great. Regards.
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I always like to see what will happen in situations like this. And I usually don’t let things bother me. You’re right, it did at least give me something to write about. Thank you so much for reading today Mac! I hope you have a wonderful day!
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The same for you.
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Thanks.🙂
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Oh my goodness
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It was quite an experience! Thanks for reading today!
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So when did you say you came to see me?😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🌞👍🥓🍳🧂🍞🥞 I think had pancakes though!!😂😂😂 Great One buddy!!
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It was a most amazing experience, I’ll say that.🤪😜🙄 Thanks for reading Dusty!😂😂🤣🤣
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It was my pleasure! I laughed throygh the whole reading! ,Hahaha 😂😂😂
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I had a hard time not laughing while I was actually there!!😂😂
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I can understand why!!😂😂
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When he blew into the cup I thought of my mom, she would have got up and walked out.😂😂🤣🤣I’m a bit more adventurous I guess.😲🤪😜
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Yeah, I would have been laughing as I head out the door. I guess now you know why they weren’t busy!😉
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Yep, beware of an empty restaurant!😳🙀🙄😂
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Or bring your own groceries!!😉
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And dishes too. I was thinking at one point, if he did find food, would he find clean dishes?😂😂🤣🤣
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Hahaha you’re right!! If he did would you still eat from them? I can just see him in the kitchen wiping the dishes off with his tee shirt!!😂😂
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I was wondering about that with my coffee cup!😂😂
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Yummmmm tasty!!😂😂😂😲😲😲
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Oddly, it was good coffee. But…it’s the unknown…😳😳😵😵😂😂☕🙄
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Still Today!! Yikes!
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Yep, for another 3 and a half hours.
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Patience is not not one of my virtues…I would have left after seeing the guy blow into the cup ! Interesting read though !
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I could just imagine the look on your face as the guy blew into the cup!😂
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Wow….. That’s all I can say.
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It was quite amazing! Thanks for reading, enjoy your evening!
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You as well! Hopefully with some food lol 😂.
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I wondered at one point, if he found food, would he also find clean dishes?😂😹
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Lol 😂. Maybe he’d find the health department. At least that’s what it called in the US.
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Yep, we have that too. I’m sure they would have shut him down! But it was just too funny to report him.😂😂
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Indeed. Besides there’d be no food to inspect lol 😂.
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But maybe some dirty dishes!😂
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Oh my! What a patient client! 😅
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I was hungry. And it just kept getting better so I had to stay and find out what would happen next!😂
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You had a lot of patience though…😅 but yes, you never know what can happen so better wait and see 😉
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At one point I was wondering, if he did find some food, would he find any clean dishes?😂😹
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😂😂😂 good question 🤣😂
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Stu, sent me to your blog.
What an experience at the restaurant. I was wondering if they were really open or had been shut down by the health department Or the man had been passing by and went into the restaurant to check it out. Saw a customer and thought he could make some money. Probably was not the cook, just visiting. Your waiting is almost as amazing as the man who had no food or clean dishes!
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Thanks for coming stopping by! I hope you like it here and will want to come back! He was actually the owner, I asked at another nearby restaurant where I finally got my breakfast. It was a husband and wife operation. I never saw her so assumed she was out getting food. It was an amazing experience, but with each passing moment it made me want to wait it out to find out what would happen. I’m strange that way! I think most people would have walked out after he blew into the cup! Have a wonderful evening!🙂😺
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Yes, I agree that most people would have walked out. Makes me wonder if they get very many customers. Quite the story! Kudos for waiting it out and getting something interesting to write. Thank you. Enjoy your evening!
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Thank you so much for stopping by, much appreciated! And thanks so much for following too!!😃😺🍁🍂
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My pleasure! Really enjoyed my visit to your blog. Blessings!
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Hey Steve! My God, there is such restaurant? i imagined myself there🤔 no, not a good idea, i wouldve got arrested for sure.😂 The shop still exist? u must report Spam then😸😸😸. Laughing😂😂 Loved it steve. Such a fun story…. Have a beautiful day✨🤗✍️
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Thanks so much for reading Simon! It was an amazing experience, it really was worth to stay just to get the laugh!😂🤣
No, they went out of business, I can understand why. Very good joke Simon!😂😂
I hope you have a wonderful weekend!😃😺🌞🍁🍂
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Happy Weekend Steve✨🤗
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Laugh needed:D
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Hi Ilona! Thanks for reading, glad you enjoyed it!😂 Have a wonderful day!😁🌞
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Now you handled that wayyyyy better than I would have. Are you sure you were not being pranked😂😂😂
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I found out it was a young couple that bought the place and knew nothing about operating a restaurant. They didn’t want to waste any food so they only bought a little at a time and waited until it was gone before getting more. They were only open about a year, then closed it. Apparently I wasn’t the only person to have had this problem with them. I enjoy adventures of all kinds!😂😂😹
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Oh boy. You can’t have supply and demand without the supplies 🤔
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I’m surprised they stayed in business as long as they did. But I guess if people were there at the right time it might have been a good place to eat.😁🙄
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Oh dear!
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