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Signs In Kitchens.
Hi everyone! Here is a selection of different signs seen in kitchens. I hope you will enjoy.
–A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen, and this kitchen is delirious.
–If we are what we eat, then I’m easy, fast and cheap.
–A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
–You shall not weigh more than your refrigerator.
–A clean kitchen is a sign of a misspent life.
–Help keep the kitchen clean – eat out.
–Countless number of people have eaten in this kitchen and gone on to lead normal lives.
–My next house will have no kitchen — just vending machines.
That’s it for now. I should have some more, if I find them I will share those too. I hope you have a great day and God bless!
Steve and Muffin.
© 2019 Steve McLeod.
These signs are hilarious, Steve. I took note of a funny sign in a bathroom at a spa place once:
PLEASE DO NOT FLUSH…
• paper towels
• tissues and wipes
• sanity products
• kittens and puppies
• hope and dreams
THANK YOU.
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Hey, that’s a good one Hilary! And thanks so much for reading! Have a wonderful afternoon/evening!😁😸🌞🍁🍂Is there still any snow out there?🤔
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I’m in to a balanced diet myself!! 😉🌞🤸♂️😼 hahaha!
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Yes, I definitely like that kind of balanced diet too!! Cookies are a major food!😃😺🍪🍪☕
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All major food groups in there!🤸♂️🤸♂️🤸♂️😉👍😁😂
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Yes indeedy!! A perfect healthy food. Now I’m getting hungry again. Sigh.😂😂🤣😹🙄
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Eat!! Cookies would be a nice appetizer 😁😉
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Appetizer? Hey, they’re the main course!! Except I don’t have any right now.😬😳🙀😥🙄
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Make some!😉😁😂 Make some extra I’ll be over!😂😂😂😁😉
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I only like homemade cookies really, but right now that isn’t possible! I’d probably end up falling into the oven myself!😂🤣😲
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Hey at leadt you’d be warm!😉😂😂🌞 A little sand and
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Ha, ha, and ha.😂🤣
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I agree with the balanced diet one! 🤣🤣 These are funny!
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Yes indeed, that is my favorite kind of balanced diet!! Have a great evening Michelle!😃😺🍪🍪
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These are great! I love them.
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Thanks for reading, glad you enjoyed them Jeanne!!😃😺
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I did. They’re great. 🙂
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😃😺🍁🍂
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Reblogged this on A Jeanne in the Kitchen and commented:
I love all of these kitchen signs and sayings, particularly this one, “A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen, and this kitchen is delirious”, and this one, “A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand”. Thanks Steve for sharing these fun quotes.
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Thanks Jeanne! Much appreciated!
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My pleasure. 🙂
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Ahhhh, you gotta love the humor in these signs Steve! 😜😂
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Believe me, I certainly do. 🙂
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😆
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Yes indeed, especially the balanced diet!🍪🍪😂😹
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Yes that’s as good an excuse as any to eat cookies any time of the day!😹
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Or even night!😂😹🌙👍
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Yes and amen to that! 🙌🏼 Here…have a virtual cookie… 🍪
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Thank you Renee!😀😺
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😁
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Loved the kitchen quotes !
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Thanks for stopping by today!😃😺🌞🍁🍂
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with four teenagers, vending machines sounds like a GREAT idea! 🙂 thanks for the smiles.
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I can see where that would be handy! Thanks for reading!😃😺
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🙂
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Tell me about 😀
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I like the balanced diet one the best.😂
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Fun post, Steve! I love the kitchen signs. ☕️😸
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Yes, I have seen a lot of different ones, just wish I had kept track of them all. I do have some more to post tomorrow. Have a great Saturday!😃🌞😸☕
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So so funny Steve! 😂😂 I don;t know which one I like most 😂
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Glad you enjoyed them Ribana! I like the balanced diet one!😂😹 Have a wonderful day!😃🌞
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😂😂😂
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Ok!!!!!!!!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhh! I love this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The kitchen is my best friend! 🙂 🙂 🙂
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Glad you enjoyed them Lydia!😂😀
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Cookies!
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I like that one too!
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I’m so loving this lol!
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That’s great, I enjoy them too!😂😹
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