I would like to tell today,
Of my human’s funny way.
I just love to bite his feet,
And watch him dance, it is neat.
He will hit his head and sit
On the floor, and groan a bit.
He will kick a chair, it’s true,
Make funny face, big eyes too.
He drops his food on the floor,
Then steps on it, but there’s more.
When he does, he slides around,
Flaps his arms, but he has found
He can’t fly, just falls right down,
And on his face, such a frown!
But when his feet I do bite,
He dances ’round with delight!
© 2020 Steve McLeod.