Hi everyone! It’s time for a bit of fun once again, our first funny for this year actually. Aside from my usual writing at least. I hope you can get a smile or two from some of these anyway. So dive in for some pun!
~ A good pun is its own reword.
~ A man’s home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
~ A pessimist’s blood type is always b-negative.
~ My wife really likes to make pottery, but to me it’s just kiln time.
~ Dijon vu: The same mustard as before.
~ Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.
~ I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded.
~ I used to be a lumberjack, but I just couldn’t hack it, so they gave me the ax.
~Corduroy pillows are making headlines.
~ Sea captains don’t like crew cuts.
~ Santa’s helpers are subordinate clauses.
~ Acupuncture is a jab well done.
~ Without geometry, life is pointless.
~ When you dream in color, it’s a pigment of your imagination.
~ Reading whilst sunbathing makes you well-red.
~ A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it is two-tired.
~ Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I’ll show you A-flat minor.
~ When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
~ The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
~ A lot of money is tainted. It taint yours and it taint mine.
~ A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
~ A plateau is a high form of flattery.
~ Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
~ Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.
There you have it, for bad or worse. Just so you know, I did not make these up, I have collected these over the last few years. Enjoy the remainder of your day, or beginning of your day, whichever the case may be, and God bless!
Steve and Muffin.
© 2020 Steve McLeod.