A Pun For Fun.

Hi everyone!  It’s time for a bit of fun once again, our first funny for this year actually.  Aside from my usual writing at least.  I hope you can get a smile or two from some of these anyway.  So dive in for some pun!

~ A good pun is its own reword.

~ A man’s home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.

~ A pessimist’s blood type is always b-negative.

~ My wife really likes to make pottery, but to me it’s just kiln time.

~ Dijon vu: The same mustard as before.

~ Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.

~ I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded.

~ I used to be a lumberjack, but I just couldn’t hack it, so they gave me the ax.

~Corduroy pillows are making headlines.

~ Sea captains don’t like crew cuts.

~ Santa’s helpers are subordinate clauses.

~ Acupuncture is a jab well done.

~ Without geometry, life is pointless.

~ When you dream in color, it’s a pigment of your imagination.

~ Reading whilst sunbathing makes you well-red.

~ A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it is two-tired.

~ Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I’ll show you A-flat minor.

~ When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.

~ The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.

~ A lot of money is tainted. It taint yours and it taint mine.

~ A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.

~ A plateau is a high form of flattery.

~ Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.

~ Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.

There you have it, for bad or worse.  Just so you know, I did not make these up, I have collected these over the last few years.  Enjoy the remainder of your day, or beginning of your day, whichever the case may be, and God bless!

Steve and Muffin.

© 2020 Steve McLeod.

87 Comments on “A Pun For Fun.

  1. I love and love puns!!! Like i had a CAT-HAS-TROPHY YESTERDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!😜😜😂😂

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  2. Dejan vu 😂😂😂 Pigment of imagination 😋😄😄 two tired 😜😂😜😂 Wonderful funny post, now i remember i haven’t been writing funny posts for sometime ✨☺️ 🤔 Time to bring out that humour part ✨🤗 Thanks Steve, Have a beautiful Day ✨🤗

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    • Glad you were able to get a laugh or two Simon!😂😂🤣🤣🤪😜I will be sharing some more funny fun very soon!😄😄🤸‍♂️Yes, great idea, write some more humor posts Simon!😃😃😺😺 Cold with light snow this morning, but it’s going to get colder this week.🥶🥶🙀🙀☃

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      • Thank you Steve🥰 Yes time to think about something funny 😜 getting colder 😱 That’s bad 🤔 wish i could tilt earth for making a slight climate change ☺️

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      • Yes, a bit warmer climate change would be nice.🌞😎 So far climate change seems to be making it colder for us. Oh well, these things happen.😂😹🙄

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      • What is your view? Is the climate going to get better in future or is it going to get worse🤔 Technically 😉 i sometime thought what if we are looking at the world in completely wrong way. 😜😳👀🙄 yeah i think like that, especially when I’m not asleep at midnight 🥺😂😂.. Enjoy the rest of your day ✨🤗

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      • I sure hope it doesn’t get worse, we’ll be in winter all year!🥶🥶😵🙀😳😳That would take a long answer, but personally I think there is too much scare going on. We can’t possibly make such quick changes without hurting the economies of the whole world. Things need to go slow. I don’t think there is cause for panic. Panic decisions have always proven to be harmful. Just my thoughts.😀😺🌞🌲🌴

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      • Well said Steve, the last line said it everything, Panic decisions are always proven to be harmful 🙄 lot of experience, especially when I’m super anxious 😳 It happens sometimes i would do something stupid when I’m anxious and get hurt. Just an example ☺️ let’s be grateful for what nature has for us and go with the flow ✨🤗

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      • Yep, I have done that myself, panic decisions that never worked out,😬 just caused more problems to take care of.😳🙄 We can’t turn the clock back to horse and buggy days, we’re here in our tech world and we need it now. This earth has tremendous abilities to heal itself. I agree with you Simon, go with the flow.😀🌞😸

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