A Time To Laugh.

Hi once again everyone!  I thought it must be time for a few more laughs to share with you from my collection of humor.  I didn’t make these up, honest, others did over the years.  I’m just sharing them with you.  So grab a cup of coffee and enjoy!

IMPOSSIBILITIES IN THE WORLD

1) You can’t count your hair.

2) You can’t wash your eyes with soap.

3) You can’t breathe when your tongue is out.

Put your tongue back in your mouth – sure you can still breathe! HAHA

TEN THINGS I KNOW ABOUT YOU.

1) You are reading this.

2) You are human.

3) You can’t say the letter ‘P’ without separating your lips.

4) You just attempted to do it. HAHA

6) You are laughing at yourself.

7) You have a smile on your face and you skipped No. 5.

8) You just checked to see if there is a No. 5.

9) You laugh at this because you are a fun loving person & everyone does it, too.

10) You are probably going to send this to see who else falls for it.

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A professor gathered the papers after a test and found a $100 bill attached to one of them with a note saying: “A dollar per point.”
When the professor returned the graded tests, the student got $64 change.

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I’m bored. I think I’ll go to the mall, find a parking spot, and sit in my car with the reverse lights on.

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First Mouse: I finally got that scientist trained.

Second Mouse: How so?

First Mouse: Every time I go through the maze and ring the bell, he gives me something to eat.

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I do all my own stunts, but never intentionally.

The main purpose of the little toe is to make sure all the furniture is in it’s proper place.

Well, just a few laughs for your evening, or morning, or whenever you happen to read this.  That last one is just so true!  Anyway, I hope you can find a chuckle or two in here, enjoy your day and God bless!

Steve and Muffin.

© 2020 Steve McLeod.

82 Comments on “A Time To Laugh.

      • No, I won’t try that one, I want to sleep tonight!😁 And I won’t with a sore shoulder!😳 How about if I get Muffin to lick it for me?🤔 Good thought, Happy Caturday to you as well!😃😺

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      • Kitty tongues are scratchy. My childhood cat had a tongue that felt like sandpaper. If your elbow is salty enough, Muffin might volunteer to lick it for you!

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  1. Steve, enjoyed your collection of humor. Never missed #5 until it was pointed out. There is nothing like a good laugh for good medicine! Enjoy the rest of your weekend.

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  2. Oh my….
    7) You have a smile on your face and you skipped No. 5.
    8) You just checked to see if there is a No. 5.
    9) You laugh at this because you are a fun loving person & everyone does it, too.

    exactly what I did! you know me so well 🤪🤪

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  3. Am laughing 😹😹😹
    That’s too good Sir Steve 😍😻😺
    Thank you so much for sharing these little moments of laughter with us😺😻😍🤗
    Have a more joyous day with Muffin 🤗😍😻😺😊😹😂

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    • That’s great Saba!😁😸😻😺😀
      It’s always a good thing to have some times of laughter in our lives.😂😹😸😄😻😻
      I hope you are having a wonderful day with Sweetie and kittens!!😃😺😺😻😻😸😸
      It is a beautiful morning here, sun shining and should be up around 1C today and even better tomorrow! Spring!😃😺🌞🌷🌹

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      • That’s great Sir Steve 😍😻😺😊we had a beautiful day today calm and pleasant, Mashaallah 💖💖
        Yesterday my toe examined the placement of something that’s why I can see a little change in its colour 😜😂
        Sweetie is giving bath to her sweet kittens 😻😺😽😍🤗
        Have a blessed day with Muffin 🤗😍😽😺😻😊☀️🌞

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      • Yes, my toe did the same thing the other day!😂😹
        Bath time for kittens, that’s so cute!😺😺😸😸😻😻😻😻
        Muffin and I are snuggled together on our chair.😃😺😸😀😻😻😽😁

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  4. hahaha !!😂😜😀 Loved all of them. You were so accurate 😂 Love the mouse way of thinking,😂😂😂 and the toes job, you mentioned it so perfectly. Thanks for making a laugh. Have a beautiful Sunday😂😜😀✨💐

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    • Yes, I have proven the toes job many times!!😳😂😹🙄
      Glad that you enjoyed these Simon! Always nice to have a good laugh.😂😹😻
      Enjoy your evening!😁😸🌙☕

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      • Indeed Steve ✨🤗 It was proven enough 😂😂 that’s why I don’t keep furnitures 😁😁 Have a wonderful day ✨💐

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      • It’s a coincidence, Joelle from Florida mentioned about toe too 😂 she broke her right toe twice 😳 That must be lot painful😕☺️ Stay safe Steve, Hope the Corona situation is under control over there.

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      • Still no Corona virus in my town, but lots in the province, over 400 now and over 7,000 being tested so they are isolated.😳 I’m staying home.🙂
        Breaking a toe would not be fun. Toes can be painful.😬 Enjoy your evening Simon!😃😺🌙🤸‍♂️🤪

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      • That’s good to hear, Stay safe. Here over 500+ tested and only 340 confirmed so far. That’s good, and government locked down all the victim districts until March 31st that means I need to work from home 😕 that’s the sad part 😳. Gym from home, work from home 😳😳 life is hard at home 😉 But I’m having fun, writing lot of stories 😸 Good to spend time thinking and writing 😄 Have a beautiful day Steve ✨💐

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      • That’s cool that you can work at home now,🤔✍ gives you a lot more free time. No need to do all that driving.😲🚗🚙 You can jump for joy!😄🤸‍♂️😳 You can relax whenever you want, if work is stressful go and lie down,😀🛏 lots of advantages to working at home!😁😸
        Enjoy your night!😃😺🌙😴😴

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      • Thanks for uplifting with the positive thoughts 🥰✨🤗 Well said Steve, I should look at all the benefits first😍 Sure going to have a lot of fun. Alone 😉 Have a peaceful night Steve ✨

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    • Yes, I think all of my toes help out with that, but my little toe the most, like just the other day!😂😹🙄
      Have a wonderful afternoon Eugenia!😄😸🌞☕☕

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