Life.

THE 10 LAWS OF LIFE

1. When ones hands are covered in oil, grease, or glue, your nose will start
to itch.

2. Your insurance will cover everything but what has happened.

3. When things seem easy to do, it’s because you haven’t followed all the
instructions.

4.The cost is always higher than one budgets for, and it’s exactly 3.14
times higher, hence the importance of pi.

5. The probability that one will spill food on one’s clothes is directly
proportional to its need to be clean.

6. Each and every body sitting on a commode will cause the doorbell to ring.

7. Wind velocity will increase proportionally to the cost of ones hairdo.

8. After discarding something not used for years, you will need it one week
later.

9. Arriving for an appointment will cause the receptionist to be absent, and
if one arrives late, everyone else arrived before you.

10. When you don’t know what to do, walk fast and look worried.

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If someone sits next to you on the bus or park bench, look straight ahead and say in a monotone voice, “Did you bring the money?”

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Three hardest things to say… 1. I’m sorry; 2. I was wrong; 3. Worcestershire sauce

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That moment when you walk into a spider web suddenly turns you into a karate master.

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Well, there we have it for today, I hope you were able to get a chuckle or two from these.  No, I did not make these up, they are bits of comedy I have collected over the years.  Please stay safe, have a wonderful day and God bless!

Steve and Muffin.

© 2020 Steve McLeod.

51 Comments on “Life.

  1. Ha ha ha… That’s the best of the best ✨👌✍️ Had a good laugh realising the truth🤓LOL… Have a beautiful day ✨💐🤗

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    • I’m glad you could get some laughs from this Simon, that’s what we all need right now, more laughing!😂😹
      Have a great evening!😁😸🌙🤸‍♂️🥳

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    • Hi Saba! I’m glad you could get a chuckle from the list!😂😹
      Muffin isn’t too happy this morning,😾 she wants the door open, but it’s cold, cloudy and snowy this morning.😾 So I will have to watch my feet closely!😳😹 Right now she’s eating, so maybe I can get her to play.😺😸😻
      Have a wonderful day!😃😺😸😸😻😻😻

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      • And I would say, *wow what a pleasant day😍🌼❄🌬🌨
        It was almost 40° here and right now 38° 🤯🥵
        Sweetie and kittens play at night as they are too conscious of their beauty 😍😺😽😻😹
        Have a playful day 😻😽😺😍🤗😊❄🌨

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      • Wow, what a beautiful temperature!😎🌞🌴 It’s -4 and snowing lightly right now and supposed to get colder the next few days.😬🙀🥶
        Muffin likes to play at night too, I tried to get her to change, but it didn’t work!😾😂😹
        But we just finished a great playtime together, now it’s nap time for her.🐱🐱😻😻😻😻😻
        Enjoy your day.😃😺😸😻😻😻😽😽

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      • Till today it was *wow* let see what tomorrow brings 😍🌞
        Am sure cats are absolutely beauty conscious (without an iota of doubt 😹😻)
        Meoooooooow Meoooooooow 😻😍
        Have a great day 😍😻😹🌞😊😽🌞🌟⚡

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      • That’s great! I’m sure another “wow” will come!😁🌞😸
        Yes, I agree, they are beauty conscious!😻😽🐱
        Meow, meow, meeeeeeeoooooowwwwwwww!🐱🐱😽😽😻😻😻😻😻😻😹😹
        Enjoy your evening Saba!😃😺🌙😴

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  2. If someone sits next to you on the bus or park bench, look straight ahead and say in a monotone voice, “Did you bring the money?”……..I am going to try this, when the lockdown is over Steve 🤣

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  3. I agree with Kevin about “did you bring the money” ! So comical ! Made me laugh for some time ! 😂😂😼☕️☕️🌹

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  4. “That moment when you walk into a spider web suddenly turns you into a karate master.”
    I loved that one! I’m aracnophobic so it’s so true for me. Thanks for the laughs!

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