For a smile as wide as a country sunrise
THE 10 LAWS OF LIFE
1. When ones hands are covered in oil, grease, or glue, your nose will start
to itch.
2. Your insurance will cover everything but what has happened.
3. When things seem easy to do, it’s because you haven’t followed all the
instructions.
4.The cost is always higher than one budgets for, and it’s exactly 3.14
times higher, hence the importance of pi.
5. The probability that one will spill food on one’s clothes is directly
proportional to its need to be clean.
6. Each and every body sitting on a commode will cause the doorbell to ring.
7. Wind velocity will increase proportionally to the cost of ones hairdo.
8. After discarding something not used for years, you will need it one week
later.
9. Arriving for an appointment will cause the receptionist to be absent, and
if one arrives late, everyone else arrived before you.
10. When you don’t know what to do, walk fast and look worried.
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If someone sits next to you on the bus or park bench, look straight ahead and say in a monotone voice, “Did you bring the money?”
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Three hardest things to say… 1. I’m sorry; 2. I was wrong; 3. Worcestershire sauce
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That moment when you walk into a spider web suddenly turns you into a karate master.
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Well, there we have it for today, I hope you were able to get a chuckle or two from these. No, I did not make these up, they are bits of comedy I have collected over the years. Please stay safe, have a wonderful day and God bless!
Steve and Muffin.
© 2020 Steve McLeod.
These kinds of posts are the BEST!
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Thanks Lydia!
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#6 still has me grinning 😁
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And it is amazingly true!
Have a wonderful day!😃😺
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Yes ,😁 it is 🤣
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Ha ha ha… That’s the best of the best ✨👌✍️ Had a good laugh realising the truth🤓LOL… Have a beautiful day ✨💐🤗
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I’m glad you could get some laughs from this Simon, that’s what we all need right now, more laughing!😂😹
Have a great evening!😁😸🌙🤸♂️🥳
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That’s so good Sir Steve😻😍😻.
Agreed with 1,7 and 9 🤣😹
Have a joyous day with Muffin 😻😍😹😽🤗😺🌞
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Hi Saba! I’m glad you could get a chuckle from the list!😂😹
Muffin isn’t too happy this morning,😾 she wants the door open, but it’s cold, cloudy and snowy this morning.😾 So I will have to watch my feet closely!😳😹 Right now she’s eating, so maybe I can get her to play.😺😸😻
Have a wonderful day!😃😺😸😸😻😻😻
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And I would say, *wow what a pleasant day😍🌼❄🌬🌨
It was almost 40° here and right now 38° 🤯🥵
Sweetie and kittens play at night as they are too conscious of their beauty 😍😺😽😻😹
Have a playful day 😻😽😺😍🤗😊❄🌨
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Wow, what a beautiful temperature!😎🌞🌴 It’s -4 and snowing lightly right now and supposed to get colder the next few days.😬🙀🥶
Muffin likes to play at night too, I tried to get her to change, but it didn’t work!😾😂😹
But we just finished a great playtime together, now it’s nap time for her.🐱🐱😻😻😻😻😻
Enjoy your day.😃😺😸😻😻😻😽😽
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Till today it was *wow* let see what tomorrow brings 😍🌞
Am sure cats are absolutely beauty conscious (without an iota of doubt 😹😻)
Meoooooooow Meoooooooow 😻😍
Have a great day 😍😻😹🌞😊😽🌞🌟⚡
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That’s great! I’m sure another “wow” will come!😁🌞😸
Yes, I agree, they are beauty conscious!😻😽🐱
Meow, meow, meeeeeeeoooooowwwwwwww!🐱🐱😽😽😻😻😻😻😻😻😹😹
Enjoy your evening Saba!😃😺🌙😴
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Inshaallaha 💖
Meoooooooow Meoooooooow 🌞😽😹😻🤗😺🌛⚡🌟🌜
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😁😸😸😺😺😻😻😻😻
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Nice
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Thanks.
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Hahaha!!! AWESOME steve! I love funny posts the most!
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And another one is spam! Thanks Eshal, glad you enjoyed these!😂😹
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I knew it! Any time steve!
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And again here we go, this is weird! Have a nice day!
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SUPER weird! You too steve!
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If someone sits next to you on the bus or park bench, look straight ahead and say in a monotone voice, “Did you bring the money?”……..I am going to try this, when the lockdown is over Steve 🤣
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Yes, I want to try that one too! Glad you liked it Kevin, hope you are having a great day!😃😺🌞☕☕
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😂
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These are oh so true.
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Yep, glad you liked them!
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Humor is the best medicine.😁
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I think so. And especially these days I think a little humor is a good idea. I have more lined up to share.😁😂😸😹
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Great! 😁
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loved all of these; thanks for the laughs. hopefully, you are feeling a bit better…
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Glad you enjoyed them. These days a bit of laughter is a good thing. Yes, I’m getting back to normal, actually eating normally today so that’s good. Still terribly tired though. Thanks Jim, have a wonderful day!
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glad to hear you are on the road to recovery!
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Thanks Jim!
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I agree with Kevin about “did you bring the money” ! So comical ! Made me laugh for some time ! 😂😂😼☕️☕️🌹
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Yep, I so want to try that one! Glad you enjoyed these!😂😹
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Great post, Steve! All of these are so true! 😸☕️☕️ 🌻 🌞
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Thanks Eugenia! Yes, that is for sure!😂😹 Glad you enjoyed them. Have a great afternoon!😃😺🌞
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You’re welcome.
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Very good!
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Glad you liked them!
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Wise words and so very damn true 🤪🤪
Great collection Steve 😉
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Thanks so much Ribana!
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😂🤣😂🤣
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Glad you enjoyed this Stu!😂😹
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“That moment when you walk into a spider web suddenly turns you into a karate master.”
I loved that one! I’m aracnophobic so it’s so true for me. Thanks for the laughs!
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That’s the way it works for me too!
So glad you enjoyed these Fern! Have a wonderful day!😃😺🌞☕☕
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You do too!!
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Thanks!
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This is so true and so funny.
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Yep, some of them are very true!😂😹
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