Hi everyone, Muffin here again! Wow, it been almost whole month since I write my last mewsings. I let my human know that. His feet warmer now with all those extra bandages. Oh my, my human tell you about bears that come around. Bert, he smaller bear, kinda cute for a bear, but still big enough to hurt someone if he want to. Then is Bouncer, I not like him, he too big and scary! He have such huge head! Never see such big head. My human say it “massive” whatever that mean. All I know is it huge and have big mouth with huge teeth. I see them, I know! My human actually open door to chase Bouncer bear away the other night. I think my human hit head one too many times, he not think right anymore. Then he go outside to feed birds in morning, he say it safe on deck.
I say how it can be safe, bears come on deck. He say bears come at night. Hey wait, Bert is bear and he come in daytime. My human say Bert is young, he scared of people. Yep, my human definitely hit head too many times. And what about when he go for walk where bears live? He say he have bear spray, so he show me. Look like can with funny top, not look like it would scare bears away. He show me how it fit in nice leather holster with thing called ‘velcro’ fastener. Right, I can see my human trying to get can out of holster, it fit tight, not come out easy. Seem to me there not going to be much time. What he going to do, ask bear to wait while he get can out of holster? Then it have safety cap on top. Why something so important have safety cap on it? Take longer to take off to use on bear. Might get eaten by that time. Especially with my human.
Ever watch him trying to get safety caps off things? I do. He have one a while back. Cap turn, but not come off. On cap it says to push and turn. My human does that, cap turn but not come off. He push harder, still not work. Finally he have it on floor and he push with all his might, of course not turn, he push too hard now. After 20 minutes and sore hands I think he want to throw it out door. Then he have idea. That bad. Always hurt himself when he have idea. So he get hammer and pliers. He actually hit top with hammer. He say to loosen lid. I think there lid loose, but not on bottle. Then I see red line on cap and point to human. He looks, there another red line on bottle. He read on bottle to match lines, then push and turn. He do that and it come off nice. Then he say, see, that was easy. Half hour wasted, but it easy. Yep, he hit head way too many times. I look at human, blink eyes, then go back to bed. What would he do without me? I better live long time or he be in big trouble. I hope you all have wonderful day!
Muffin. (as meowed to my human). My human let me use some of his nice flower pics for my post.
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