For a smile as wide as a country sunrise
Hi everyone, Muffin here again! Wow, it been almost whole month since I write my last mewsings. I let my human know that. His feet warmer now with all those extra bandages. Oh my, my human tell you about bears that come around. Bert, he smaller bear, kinda cute for a bear, but still big enough to hurt someone if he want to. Then is Bouncer, I not like him, he too big and scary! He have such huge head! Never see such big head. My human say it “massive” whatever that mean. All I know is it huge and have big mouth with huge teeth. I see them, I know! My human actually open door to chase Bouncer bear away the other night. I think my human hit head one too many times, he not think right anymore. Then he go outside to feed birds in morning, he say it safe on deck.
I say how it can be safe, bears come on deck. He say bears come at night. Hey wait, Bert is bear and he come in daytime. My human say Bert is young, he scared of people. Yep, my human definitely hit head too many times. And what about when he go for walk where bears live? He say he have bear spray, so he show me. Look like can with funny top, not look like it would scare bears away. He show me how it fit in nice leather holster with thing called ‘velcro’ fastener. Right, I can see my human trying to get can out of holster, it fit tight, not come out easy. Seem to me there not going to be much time. What he going to do, ask bear to wait while he get can out of holster? Then it have safety cap on top. Why something so important have safety cap on it? Take longer to take off to use on bear. Might get eaten by that time. Especially with my human.
Ever watch him trying to get safety caps off things? I do. He have one a while back. Cap turn, but not come off. On cap it says to push and turn. My human does that, cap turn but not come off. He push harder, still not work. Finally he have it on floor and he push with all his might, of course not turn, he push too hard now. After 20 minutes and sore hands I think he want to throw it out door. Then he have idea. That bad. Always hurt himself when he have idea. So he get hammer and pliers. He actually hit top with hammer. He say to loosen lid. I think there lid loose, but not on bottle. Then I see red line on cap and point to human. He looks, there another red line on bottle. He read on bottle to match lines, then push and turn. He do that and it come off nice. Then he say, see, that was easy. Half hour wasted, but it easy. Yep, he hit head way too many times. I look at human, blink eyes, then go back to bed. What would he do without me? I better live long time or he be in big trouble. I hope you all have wonderful day!
Muffin. (as meowed to my human). My human let me use some of his nice flower pics for my post.
ยฉ2021 Steve McLeod.
Hi Muffin !…yes, your human has had too many bumps on the head…you are not to blame…I had a good laugh when your human struggled with opening the bear spray ! Keep your Mewsings coming ! ๐๐ฎ๐๐บ
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Meow, meow!=Thank you so much!๐ธ๐น
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Hi Muffin! That was your best post yet I think!! Good job helping Steve keep his feet warm..๐คญ๐คญ๐คญ๐๐ Good Job!
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Meow,meow!=Thank you very much!๐ธ
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Of course! You’re very Welcome
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Meow,meow=Thank you!๐ธ
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๐ ๐ป
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Meow,meow=Thank you!๐บ
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Oh…. You’re Welcome ๐๐
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Meow,meow=Thank you nice comment. As say in old cat country, “eating orange like sinking canoe.”
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Yep! The very same! I think I ate a whole bag of them.๐๐
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Meow,meow=shouldn’t eat canoes, very bad. As say in old cat country, “Canoes made of wood, rain fall from clouds.”
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As I say here in my country… when tired on Sunday Night.. I must go to bed… ๐ด๐ด
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Meow,meow=Good night human Dusty.
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Good Night Muffin๐
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As they say in the old country… when you’re hearing cats talk.. it’s time to check your hearing aids ๐๐ฅด๐๐คช๐ค
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Meow,meow=You being sarcastic? That not nice.๐พ๐พ
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No.. not really.. just a bsd attempt at an old country saying๐
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Meow,meow=Oh, you have old country?๐บ I have old cat country, my human have old country.๐ธ I think my sayings better than his, they not make sense.๐น Hey, you not at work?๐พ
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Yes, I am at work.๐
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Still?๐ฒ๐
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No, that was around 2 pm today.
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Whew, thought they were working you overtime.
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Not with this company… I shouldn’t be so negative, it’s just been really messed up the last several weeks.๐๐๐
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It’s all that running back and forth to the hot country. You should stay up north where the nice weather is.๐๐น๐
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It’s been 5 weeks since I’ve been where it’s warm!
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What do you mean, it’s been warm where you are now! Warmer than us!๐คจ
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But not ss warm as down south!๐๐
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Have you checked lately?
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Well.. honestly.. no. But I did peek at next week, and it’s going to be in the 90’s!๐๐
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That’s what they SAY.๐๐
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Tell who they are and I’ll make sure to find them while im there!
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That’s exactly right!๐
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Maybe I can make friends with them?๐ฒ
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Hard to say, I don’t know them.
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Naw.. they sound pretty boring!! All they do is talk about the weather…๐คฃ๐คฃ๐
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That’s the national pastime up here. We even have contests to see who can talk the longest about a single forecast.๐คฃ๐คฃ
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Wow!! A new game show from Canada ๐จ๐ฆ
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Yep, it’s called “Weather or Not”.๐๐น
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LOL! ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ I love that!!
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Thank you.๐๐น
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๐๐Welcome
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Thanky!๐ธ
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Welcomey?? ๐๐๐ฅด๐ฅด
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Human people have such strange language.๐๐น
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Ah yes it a bit strange… but sometimes we need to get creative to communicate๐๐๐
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Me too, I use teeth and claws to be creative!๐พ๐น
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LOL ๐๐๐คฃ if it works.. keep doing it!!๐คญ๐คญ๐คญ
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As they say in old cat country, “if don’t succeed at first, bite bite again!”๐น๐น
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Hehehe๐คญ๐คญ๐คญ how does your human Steve feel about it??๐๐๐
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Oh, he feel plenty!๐น๐น๐ณ
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Keeps him active!๐คฃ๐คฃ
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Yep, he jump good!๐น๐น๐ฌ
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Does he look like a rabbit when he does??
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Look more like this thing=๐คธโโ๏ธ๐น
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Now that I woould have to see to believe!! He can’t do that anymore!๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
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You never seen him fall off box before. Or ladder. Or chair. Or stairs. He do this too.๐ฒ๐โโ๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ๐น๐น
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Well… he is multi talented.. but sometimes it’s better to be lucky than good!! ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
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There you go with strange words again. Oh well, time for my pre bed nap, bye.๐ธ
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Bye bye Muffin
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I agree! They are silly๐คช๐คช
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Oh is that so?๐ I’ll remember that until I forget and I have a terrific memory.๐คจ What were we talking about again?๐ค
Meow,meow=Giggle, giggle.๐น๐น
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Silly putty!!๐
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How strange.๐ณ๐ค
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Exactly!! No you’re getting it!๐๐
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Why would I want it?๐ค๐
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You need a spare?๐๐ค or maybe… you need a present for someones birthday?๐๐ค๐คช๐คช
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That would be a silly present.๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
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Great idea!! Silly putty!๐ฎ๐ฏ๐ฒ
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Did you just call me silly putty?
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Hmmm…. Give me a minute to think about that!๐ค๐ค
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Time’s up.
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Yep! You’re definitely silly!๐๐
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Oh yeah?! Well I can prove that I am!๐คจ
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Okay… prove it!!๐คจ
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That’s my point!๐๐
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Where is your point?๐ค๐ค Did you leave it lying about again?๐๐๐
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My points don’t lie.๐คจ
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Sag a little maybe?๐๐๐ค๐ค๐คญ๐คญ๐คญ๐คญ
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I do not.๐คจ Well, maybe a little.๐๐
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Gravity is a tough opponent!๐คฃ๐คฃ๐๐๐คญ๐คญ๐คญ
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Yeah, if it wins any more, I’ll be all on the floor.๐คฃ๐คฃ
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Not so far to fall then! Maybe you need more support?๐๐๐
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My isn’t putty and yes you are silly!๐๐๐
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Isn’t what? As they say in the old country, “Putting putty on your window might seal it good, but it’s hard to see through.”
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I would agree with that one…๐๐๐
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As they say in the old country, “a canoe is like wagon, both need something to move them.”
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That’s pretty deep!!๐ณ๐ณ
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As they say in the old country, “digging a well is like planting a tree.”
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Both require a whole!๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
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Close, both must go down before going up!
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No… they both require a whole lot of work!!๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐๐๐๐
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Hey, this is my old country definition.
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Oh yeah.. I keep forgetting that!! Rats! ๐
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I always enjoy your posts, Muffin. Your human should let you do it more often.
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Meow,meow=Thank you so much human Herb!๐ธ Yep, my human and me have talk about that one,๐พ I think he see my point now, or my “points” I should say!๐น๐ณ
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๐นWhat would that human do without you, Muffin? It sure is wonderful that you take such good care of him, being you say he’s hit his head one too many times. ๐ธNot only that, you truly care enough to keep his feet bandaged. You are such a good kitty and brave, too!๐ธ
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Meow,meow=Thank you for reading human Renee!๐ธ Yep, he not survive without me around.๐น Yep, all those bandages keep feet warmer, he always say he have cold feet, not now!๐น Aww, thank you, just doing job.๐บ Have nice day!๐ป
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Uh… Steve.. why so many hit and run ๐ don’t hurt yourself so bad. Poor Muffin she really feels bad for that, isn’t it muffin ๐ฟ๏ธ oops wrong this is not muffin ๐น here you are. See, she is serious about that .๐ง๐ณ๐ enjoyed the fun though ๐๐ ๐
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Meowmeow=this my mewsings, not allowed to talk with my human,๐พ talk with me. I cuter anyway.๐ป I just shake head whenever I watch my human.๐น Just crazy. He not know what he doing most of time.๐ Yep, good thing I here to help. He lost without me.๐ Thanks for reading!๐ธ
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Hey Muffin ๐ฟ๏ธ oops sorry Hi Jasper, Hey Muffin ๐ผhey don’t be angry on me, I’m just playing, ๐ธ๐ธ like like you are happy now ๐ Take care of our Steve, I am sure he needs you, we enjoyed this beautiful post ๐ป and my new car family of 4 kittens said a HI to you ๐บ๐บ๐บ๐บ.. have a lovely day ๐ค
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Ohhhhh, love kittens!๐ป๐ป๐ป๐ป Give each kitten hug for me.๐ธ I forgive you, no problem. Yep, he need me for sure, just he not listen very good.๐พ We going to have talk about that, but right now his feet too sore for another talk.๐น Have to wait day or two. Have good night human Simon!๐บ๐
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Good Night/ Morning Our dearest Muffin ๐ฅฐ๐ป
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I love your mewsings, Muffin! Yep, you have your paws full taking care of that human of yours, but you can do it, Muffin! Have a great week ahead! Callie sends hugs and purrs! ๐ป๐โ๏ธโ๏ธ๐ ๐ ๐
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Meow,meow=Thank you very much human Eugenia! Yep, it full time job, but it full of laughs too, so not bad. Thanks Callie! Hugs and purrs to you also!๐ป๐ธ๐
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Muffinโs Mewsings #7.
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Thank you for reading!๐บ
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Muffin, You should know by now to never let Steve near a hammer He’s going to hurt himself.
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Laugh on the inside, then spring a leak
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Meow,meow=Yep, need to hide hammer. And drill. Maybe whole tool box.๐น๐ณ
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Remember Muffin Humans can’t be trusted
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Meow,meow=oh my, so true, so true.๐๐น
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