Muffin’s Mewsings #7.

Hi everyone, Muffin here again! Wow, it been almost whole month since I write my last mewsings. I let my human know that. His feet warmer now with all those extra bandages. Oh my, my human tell you about bears that come around. Bert, he smaller bear, kinda cute for a bear, but still big enough to hurt someone if he want to. Then is Bouncer, I not like him, he too big and scary! He have such huge head! Never see such big head. My human say it “massive” whatever that mean. All I know is it huge and have big mouth with huge teeth. I see them, I know! My human actually open door to chase Bouncer bear away the other night. I think my human hit head one too many times, he not think right anymore. Then he go outside to feed birds in morning, he say it safe on deck.

Zinnia.

I say how it can be safe, bears come on deck. He say bears come at night. Hey wait, Bert is bear and he come in daytime. My human say Bert is young, he scared of people. Yep, my human definitely hit head too many times. And what about when he go for walk where bears live? He say he have bear spray, so he show me. Look like can with funny top, not look like it would scare bears away. He show me how it fit in nice leather holster with thing called ‘velcro’ fastener. Right, I can see my human trying to get can out of holster, it fit tight, not come out easy. Seem to me there not going to be much time. What he going to do, ask bear to wait while he get can out of holster? Then it have safety cap on top. Why something so important have safety cap on it? Take longer to take off to use on bear. Might get eaten by that time. Especially with my human.

Zinnia. Humans give pretty flowers such strange names.

Ever watch him trying to get safety caps off things? I do. He have one a while back. Cap turn, but not come off. On cap it says to push and turn. My human does that, cap turn but not come off. He push harder, still not work. Finally he have it on floor and he push with all his might, of course not turn, he push too hard now. After 20 minutes and sore hands I think he want to throw it out door. Then he have idea. That bad. Always hurt himself when he have idea. So he get hammer and pliers. He actually hit top with hammer. He say to loosen lid. I think there lid loose, but not on bottle. Then I see red line on cap and point to human. He looks, there another red line on bottle. He read on bottle to match lines, then push and turn. He do that and it come off nice. Then he say, see, that was easy. Half hour wasted, but it easy. Yep, he hit head way too many times. I look at human, blink eyes, then go back to bed. What would he do without me? I better live long time or he be in big trouble. I hope you all have wonderful day!

Muffin. (as meowed to my human). My human let me use some of his nice flower pics for my post.

ยฉ2021 Steve McLeod.

112 Comments on “Muffin’s Mewsings #7.

  1. Hi Muffin !…yes, your human has had too many bumps on the head…you are not to blame…I had a good laugh when your human struggled with opening the bear spray ! Keep your Mewsings coming ! ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜บ

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  2. Hi Muffin! That was your best post yet I think!! Good job helping Steve keep his feet warm..๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ Good Job!

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    • Meow,meow=Thank you so much human Herb!๐Ÿ˜ธ Yep, my human and me have talk about that one,๐Ÿ˜พ I think he see my point now, or my “points” I should say!๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜ณ

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  3. ๐Ÿ˜นWhat would that human do without you, Muffin? It sure is wonderful that you take such good care of him, being you say he’s hit his head one too many times. ๐Ÿ˜ธNot only that, you truly care enough to keep his feet bandaged. You are such a good kitty and brave, too!๐Ÿ˜ธ

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    • Meow,meow=Thank you for reading human Renee!๐Ÿ˜ธ Yep, he not survive without me around.๐Ÿ˜น Yep, all those bandages keep feet warmer, he always say he have cold feet, not now!๐Ÿ˜น Aww, thank you, just doing job.๐Ÿ˜บ Have nice day!๐Ÿ˜ป

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  4. Uh… Steve.. why so many hit and run ๐Ÿ™„ don’t hurt yourself so bad. Poor Muffin she really feels bad for that, isn’t it muffin ๐Ÿฟ๏ธ oops wrong this is not muffin ๐Ÿ˜น here you are. See, she is serious about that .๐Ÿง๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ™„ enjoyed the fun though ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜‚

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    • Meowmeow=this my mewsings, not allowed to talk with my human,๐Ÿ˜พ talk with me. I cuter anyway.๐Ÿ˜ป I just shake head whenever I watch my human.๐Ÿ˜น Just crazy. He not know what he doing most of time.๐Ÿ™€ Yep, good thing I here to help. He lost without me.๐Ÿ™€ Thanks for reading!๐Ÿ˜ธ

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      • Hey Muffin ๐Ÿฟ๏ธ oops sorry Hi Jasper, Hey Muffin ๐Ÿ˜ผhey don’t be angry on me, I’m just playing, ๐Ÿ˜ธ๐Ÿ˜ธ like like you are happy now ๐Ÿ˜ Take care of our Steve, I am sure he needs you, we enjoyed this beautiful post ๐Ÿ˜ป and my new car family of 4 kittens said a HI to you ๐Ÿ˜บ๐Ÿ˜บ๐Ÿ˜บ๐Ÿ˜บ.. have a lovely day ๐Ÿค—

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      • Ohhhhh, love kittens!๐Ÿ˜ป๐Ÿ˜ป๐Ÿ˜ป๐Ÿ˜ป Give each kitten hug for me.๐Ÿ˜ธ I forgive you, no problem. Yep, he need me for sure, just he not listen very good.๐Ÿ˜พ We going to have talk about that, but right now his feet too sore for another talk.๐Ÿ˜น Have to wait day or two. Have good night human Simon!๐Ÿ˜บ๐ŸŒ™

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  5. I love your mewsings, Muffin! Yep, you have your paws full taking care of that human of yours, but you can do it, Muffin! Have a great week ahead! Callie sends hugs and purrs! ๐Ÿ˜ป๐ŸŒžโ˜•๏ธโ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿ” ๐ŸŸ ๐Ÿ•

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    • Meow,meow=Thank you very much human Eugenia! Yep, it full time job, but it full of laughs too, so not bad. Thanks Callie! Hugs and purrs to you also!๐Ÿ˜ป๐Ÿ˜ธ๐ŸŒž

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