Hello everyone! Sorry for not having my bird of the day post today, but instead I will share some more funnies from my collection. Go ahead and groan, smile, chuckle or roar with laughter:
I asked my daughter to give me the phone book.
She laughed at me, called me a dinosaur, and lent me her iPhone.
So, the spider is dead, the iPhone is broken, and my daughter is furious.
A man called his neighbor to help move a couch that was stuck in the doorway.
They got on either end of the couch and struggled until they were exhausted, but the couch wouldn’t budge.
“Forget it,” the man finally gasped. “We’ll never get this in.”
A frustrated voice came from the other end of the couch: “IN?!?!”
The reason reusable shopping bags last so long is that we forget to take them back to shop with.
A 6th grade teacher posed the following problem to one of her arithmetic classes:
“A wealthy man dies and leaves ten million dollars. One-fifth is to go to his wife, one-fifth is to go to his son, one-sixth to his butler, and the rest to charity. Now, what does each get?”
After a very long silence in the classroom, one little boy raised his hand and with complete sincerity in his voice, answered, “A lawyer!”
You know you’re into middle age when you realize that caution is the only thing you care to exercise. ===================================
I hope you have a wonderful weekend everyone and God bless!
Steve and Muffin.
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