For a smile as wide as a country sunrise
Hello everyone! Sorry for not having my bird of the day post today, but instead I will share some more funnies from my collection. Go ahead and groan, smile, chuckle or roar with laughter:
I asked my daughter to give me the phone book.
She laughed at me, called me a dinosaur, and lent me her iPhone.
So, the spider is dead, the iPhone is broken, and my daughter is furious.
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A man called his neighbor to help move a couch that was stuck in the doorway.
They got on either end of the couch and struggled until they were exhausted, but the couch wouldn’t budge.
“Forget it,” the man finally gasped. “We’ll never get this in.”
A frustrated voice came from the other end of the couch: “IN?!?!”
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The reason reusable shopping bags last so long is that we forget to take them back to shop with.
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A 6th grade teacher posed the following problem to one of her arithmetic classes:
“A wealthy man dies and leaves ten million dollars. One-fifth is to go to his wife, one-fifth is to go to his son, one-sixth to his butler, and the rest to charity. Now, what does each get?”
After a very long silence in the classroom, one little boy raised his hand and with complete sincerity in his voice, answered, “A lawyer!”
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You know you’re into middle age when you realize that caution is the only thing you care to exercise. ===================================
I hope you have a wonderful weekend everyone and God bless!
Steve and Muffin.
©2021 Steve McLeod.
Those were great Steve ! Had to laugh ! ☕️☕️🙂😺😂😂😂😂
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Glad you enjoyed them!😂😹
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These are all good but the first one is my favorite.
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Glad you enjoyed them Herb!😂😹
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Thanks for the Laughs Steve
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Lose Weight Laugh for twenty minutes a day
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Glad you enjoyed them!
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How do I do a smiley 😃 face? Ah there it is
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HI Bruce! Glad you enjoyed them!
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Thanks Steve, very funny! 😁😂
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Glad that you enjoyed them Beverly!😂😹
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Yes indeed! 😂
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😆 particularly the lawyer one
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Glad you enjoyed them Sheree!😂😹
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That was my favorite one too! I literally teared up! (All of them were good tho!!)
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😎
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Good ones, Steve! 🤣 😹
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Glad you liked them!😂😹
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Very nice lines 🌹👍🏼🙏
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Thank you, glad you liked them!
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🌷🙏🌷
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😹😂😅😂 I got no space to roll here ROFL 😅😹😅 so much fun 😅😹 wonderful piece of Jokes 🤗
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Glad you enjoyed them Simon!😂😂😹😹
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😂😂😂😹😹😹
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Glad you got a laugh from them Rossana!😂😹
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