Hello to everyone! I hope you are enjoying your day! Here are some more funnies to give you a smile or two I hope, anyway, enjoy!
Teacher: “And how did you spend your summer vacation?”
Pupil: “We visited my grandmother in Minneapolis, Minnesota.
“Teacher: “Very good. Can you tell the class how to spell that?”
Pupil: “Actually, I think we went to Ohio.
“My kindergarten-aged daughter suddenly announced just before school that she needed to take a clean tee shirt to class. She told us the teacher was going to iron an anti-drug message on it.
My wife frantically swept through my daughter’s room, finding nothing usable but one tee shirt that already had something printed on one side. She sent it off to school with my daughter.
That afternoon, my daughter returned and happily showed off her shirt.
On one side it said, “Families are Forever.”
And on the other, “Be Smart, Don’t Start.
“It’s not a cat it’s…
a small, four-legged, fur-bearing extortionist.
a wildlife control expert impersonator.
an un-programmable animal.
a hair relocation expert.
a treat-seeking missile.
a lap-warmer with a built-in buzzer.
You can train a cat to do anything it wants to do.
My grandson didn’t want to eat beef tongue because it came out of an animal’s mouth. I cooked him an egg instead.
Have a great, smiling day everyone and God bless!
Steve and Muffin.
©2021 Steve McLeod.