For a smile as wide as a country sunrise
Hello to everyone! I hope you are enjoying your day! Here are some more funnies to give you a smile or two I hope, anyway, enjoy!
Teacher: “And how did you spend your summer vacation?”
Pupil: “We visited my grandmother in Minneapolis, Minnesota.
“Teacher: “Very good. Can you tell the class how to spell that?”
Pupil: “Actually, I think we went to Ohio.
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“My kindergarten-aged daughter suddenly announced just before school that she needed to take a clean tee shirt to class. She told us the teacher was going to iron an anti-drug message on it.
My wife frantically swept through my daughter’s room, finding nothing usable but one tee shirt that already had something printed on one side. She sent it off to school with my daughter.
That afternoon, my daughter returned and happily showed off her shirt.
On one side it said, “Families are Forever.”
And on the other, “Be Smart, Don’t Start.
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“It’s not a cat it’sβ¦
a small, four-legged, fur-bearing extortionist.
a wildlife control expert impersonator.
an un-programmable animal.
a hair relocation expert.
a treat-seeking missile.
a lap-warmer with a built-in buzzer.
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You can train a cat to do anything it wants to do.
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My grandson didn’t want to eat beef tongue because it came out of an animal’s mouth. I cooked him an egg instead.
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Have a great, smiling day everyone and God bless!
Steve and Muffin.
Β©2021 Steve McLeod.
Hahaha π€£ always funny πΉ
I like that the cat is a lap-warmer with a built-in buzzer π»π
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Thanks Ribana! Very happy that you enjoyed these smiles today!ππΉπ»
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Lol. Eggs are betterβ½
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Just one of those things!ππΉ
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Good morning, Steve! Thanks for the laughs…just what I needed. ππ€ͺππΉπ»
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Good morning Nina! Oops, good afternoon! So happy you enjoyed these smiles today!!πππ»πΉ
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I hope the eggs were sunny side up?!π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£ππππππ
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What a terribobbly thought!
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That’s what I thought!!π¬π¬π
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Like you’re really shocked!π€π€
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I always have my socks on.ππ§¦
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The laughs piled up today ! Have a great and interesting day both of you ! βοΈβοΈππ»πβοΈβοΈ
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Glad you enjoyed them Sharon! Have a wonderful day! Enjoy the nice weather!ππ»π
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ha ha ha the last one, beef tongue ππ and the egg π€£π€£π€£π€£ LOL hilarious as always … Uncle Steve π₯° Thanks for the beautiful laughβ€οΈβ€οΈ
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Thank you so much! And for your help!πππΉ
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My pleasure!ππΈ
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πΉπΉπΉThanks for the chuckles, Steve! Loved it! π₯Έ
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So glad you could get a chuckle Renee!ππΉ Have a great evening!π
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