Hi everyone and Happy Monday to you all! It’s time for another morning of smiles and chuckles for you to enjoy. So, let’s get started…
A lady lost her handbag. It was found by an honest little boy who returned it to her.
Looking in her purse, she commented, “That’s funny. When I lost my bag there was a $20 bill in it. Now there are twenty $1 bills.”
The boy quickly replied, “Yes. The last time I found a lady’s purse, she didn’t have any change for a reward.”
Nothing messes up your Friday like realizing it’s only Tuesday.
One day an employee came into work with both of his ears bandaged. His boss asked him what happened to his ears.
“Yesterday I was ironing a shirt when the phone rang and I accidentally answered the iron instead of the phone!”
“Well,” the boss said, “that explains one ear, but what about the other?”
“They called back.”
It’s that time of year when I get to pretend the 5-pound bag of candy I’m buying is for trick-or-treaters.
Give some people an inch and they think they’re rulers.
Dorothy, the little daughter of a tire salesman, had seen triplets for the first time.
“Oh mother,” she cried out upon returning home, “what do you think I saw today?”
“I can’t imagine, dear, what?”
“A lady had twins, and a spare!”
Remember when we had to smack the TV because the channel wasn’t coming in clearly? I feel that way about far too many people.
Have a chuckling Monday and God bless!
Steve and Muffin.
©2021 Steve McLeod