Steve And Muffin’s Monday Smiles. #11

Hi everyone and Happy Monday to you all! It’s time for another morning of smiles and chuckles for you to enjoy. So, let’s get started…

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A lady lost her handbag. It was found by an honest little boy who returned it to her.

Looking in her purse, she commented, “That’s funny. When I lost my bag there was a $20 bill in it. Now there are twenty $1 bills.”

The boy quickly replied, “Yes. The last time I found a lady’s purse, she didn’t have any change for a reward.”

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Nothing messes up your Friday like realizing it’s only Tuesday.

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One day an employee came into work with both of his ears bandaged. His boss asked him what happened to his ears.

“Yesterday I was ironing a shirt when the phone rang and I accidentally answered the iron instead of the phone!”

“Well,” the boss said, “that explains one ear, but what about the other?”

“They called back.”

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It’s that time of year when I get to pretend the 5-pound bag of candy I’m buying is for trick-or-treaters.

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Give some people an inch and they think they’re rulers.

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Dorothy, the little daughter of a tire salesman, had seen triplets for the first time.

“Oh mother,” she cried out upon returning home, “what do you think I saw today?”

“I can’t imagine, dear, what?”

“A lady had twins, and a spare!”

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Remember when we had to smack the TV because the channel wasn’t coming in clearly? I feel that way about far too many people.

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Have a chuckling Monday and God bless!

Steve and Muffin.

Β©2021 Steve McLeod

104 Comments on “Steve And Muffin’s Monday Smiles. #11

  1. The last one’s the best. I feel there’s a lot of people out there we should be doing that with. LOL especially if they call themselves congressman.

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