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Steve And Muffin’s Monday Smiles! #14
Hello everyone and welcome back to our smiling Monday morning! And hopefully a chuckling morning as well. So, here we go with a few more chuckles and laughs for you to enjoy!
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A couple had been married for 45 years and had raised a brood of 11 children and were blessed with 22 grandchildren.
When asked the secret for staying together all that time, the wife replies, “Many years ago we made a promise to each other…the first one to pack up and leave has to take all the kids.”
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During a test I was administering, I noticed that one of my married students, who was quite pregnant, kept rubbing her side. Before she left, I asked her, “Are you okay? I noticed you were holding onto your side.”
“Oh, I’m fine,” she answered. “It’s just that my baby was pushing his foot up and down my ribs, and it hurt a little.”
“Well, that’s good,” I said, feeling genuinely relieved.
“Yeah,” she continued. “It’s strange. He normally sleeps during your class…”
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Two older women, Colleen and Melinda, who were rivals in a social circle met at a party at their country club.
“My dear,” said Melinda, “Are those real pearls?”
“They are,” replied Colleen proudly.
“Of course the only way I could tell would be for me to bite them,” smiled Melinda sarcastically.
Colleen responded, “Yes, but for that you would need real teeth.”
=============A young accountant, after a long weary day of dealing with numbers, found an old lamp as he walked home. He picked it up, rubbed it and a genie appeared.
Genie: I will grant you three wishes!
Young accountant: I wish math didn’t exist.
Genie: DONE! You have no more wishes.
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Ron once worked at a Chicago pizza shop to get by. He kneaded the dough.
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Sixty might be the new forty, but 9:00 is the new midnight.
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Thank you for stopping by, have a great day everyone!
Steve and Muffin.
©2021 Steve McLeod.
Steve`s Country 
9 o’clock? I thought it was 7 especially with the return of standard Time. 🤔😉
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That’s a good thought! Sometimes I feel like going to bed at 7 since it has been dark for so long by that time! such a difference from summer.😂😹
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I feel like going to bed at that time also but the only fact is and I wake up way too early in the morning like 2. Lol
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Yes, that’s why I don’t do it no matter how tired I might be.😂
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👍👍
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Great chuckles ! 😂 Keep them coming Steve and Muffin ! ☕️☕️🙂😻☕️☕️
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Glad you liked them Sharon!😂😹🌞
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😂😅😅LOL! enjoyed ❣️🥰Thanks for the lovely laughter 🤗
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So glad it brought you some laughter Simon!😂😹 Have a great night!😁😄🌙
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You should repost on Sandee’s bloghop, Happy Tuesday, https://comedy-plus.com/happy-tuesday-174/
Love the humor. c.a.
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Thanks, but I can barely keep up now!😁😹
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9 is the new midnight!🤣😂🤣😂
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When I was a kid I couldn’t wait until I was old enough to stay up past 9, now I can’t wait for 9 to arrive so I can go to bed!😂😂🙄
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Ain’t it the truth, even?
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😁😸
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Awesome collection! Each item brought out a smile or a chuckle. On my Dad’s side of the family were seven offspring, which contributed to 32 grandchildren.
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Good evening Richard! Glad you could enjoy each of them! That’s a nice size family for sure! Enjoy your evening!
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Bahaha! I’m in bed by 8:00! 😂🖐😻😻🤪
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I’m beginning to think I should be too!😄🖐😻😻🌙
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