Hello everyone and welcome back to our smiling Monday morning! And hopefully a chuckling morning as well. So, here we go with a few more chuckles and laughs for you to enjoy!
A couple had been married for 45 years and had raised a brood of 11 children and were blessed with 22 grandchildren.
When asked the secret for staying together all that time, the wife replies, “Many years ago we made a promise to each other…the first one to pack up and leave has to take all the kids.”
During a test I was administering, I noticed that one of my married students, who was quite pregnant, kept rubbing her side. Before she left, I asked her, “Are you okay? I noticed you were holding onto your side.”
“Oh, I’m fine,” she answered. “It’s just that my baby was pushing his foot up and down my ribs, and it hurt a little.”
“Well, that’s good,” I said, feeling genuinely relieved.
“Yeah,” she continued. “It’s strange. He normally sleeps during your class…”
Two older women, Colleen and Melinda, who were rivals in a social circle met at a party at their country club.
“My dear,” said Melinda, “Are those real pearls?”
“They are,” replied Colleen proudly.
“Of course the only way I could tell would be for me to bite them,” smiled Melinda sarcastically.
Colleen responded, “Yes, but for that you would need real teeth.”
=============A young accountant, after a long weary day of dealing with numbers, found an old lamp as he walked home. He picked it up, rubbed it and a genie appeared.
Genie: I will grant you three wishes!
Young accountant: I wish math didn’t exist.
Genie: DONE! You have no more wishes.
Ron once worked at a Chicago pizza shop to get by. He kneaded the dough.
Sixty might be the new forty, but 9:00 is the new midnight.
Thank you for stopping by, have a great day everyone!
Steve and Muffin.
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