Steve And Muffin’s Monday Smiles! #14

Hello everyone and welcome back to our smiling Monday morning! And hopefully a chuckling morning as well. So, here we go with a few more chuckles and laughs for you to enjoy!

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A couple had been married for 45 years and had raised a brood of 11 children and were blessed with 22 grandchildren.

When asked the secret for staying together all that time, the wife replies, “Many years ago we made a promise to each other…the first one to pack up and leave has to take all the kids.”

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During a test I was administering, I noticed that one of my married students, who was quite pregnant, kept rubbing her side. Before she left, I asked her, “Are you okay? I noticed you were holding onto your side.”

“Oh, I’m fine,” she answered. “It’s just that my baby was pushing his foot up and down my ribs, and it hurt a little.”

“Well, that’s good,” I said, feeling genuinely relieved.

“Yeah,” she continued. “It’s strange. He normally sleeps during your class…”

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Two older women, Colleen and Melinda, who were rivals in a social circle met at a party at their country club.

“My dear,” said Melinda, “Are those real pearls?”

“They are,” replied Colleen proudly.

“Of course the only way I could tell would be for me to bite them,” smiled Melinda sarcastically.

Colleen responded, “Yes, but for that you would need real teeth.”

=============A young accountant, after a long weary day of dealing with numbers, found an old lamp as he walked home. He picked it up, rubbed it and a genie appeared.

Genie: I will grant you three wishes!

Young accountant: I wish math didn’t exist.

Genie: DONE! You have no more wishes.

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Ron once worked at a Chicago pizza shop to get by. He kneaded the dough.

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Sixty might be the new forty, but 9:00 is the new midnight.

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Thank you for stopping by, have a great day everyone!

Steve and Muffin.

Β©2021 Steve McLeod.

19 Comments on “Steve And Muffin’s Monday Smiles! #14

  1. Great chuckles ! πŸ˜‚ Keep them coming Steve and Muffin ! β˜•οΈβ˜•οΈπŸ™‚πŸ˜»β˜•οΈβ˜•οΈ

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