Steve And Muffin’s Monday Smiles. #17

Hi everyone! Well, another Monday is here and it’s time to chuckle a bit, or at least smile a while!

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The teacher asked her students which state they thought has the most cows. A little girl raised her hand and said, “Texas.”

The teacher said, “That is right, you get an A. Now which state do you think has the most sheep?”

A little boy raised his hand and said, “Montana.”

The teacher said, “That’s right, you get an A. Who can tell me which state has the most turkeys?”

Little Johnny raised his hand and said, “That’s easy! Washington D.C.” (ahem, this joke came from the US)

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Amazon is approved for drone delivery, which means we now have skeet shooting with prizes.

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To the optimist, the glass is half full.

To the pessimist, the glass is half empty.

To the IT guy, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.

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Farmers Brown & Jones had adjoining farms for years and didn’t get along at all.

One night after supper, Farmer Brown knocked on Farmer Jones’s door. When Farmer Jones answered the door, Farmer Brown said, “I know we don’t talk often, but I wanted you to know that our mule just died today.”

Farmer Jones replied, “I’m certainly sorry to hear that, but I am wondering why you came over here to tell me?”

“Because,” Farmer Brown said, “you’re always supposed to notify the next of kin.”

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Always keep several get-well cards on the mantel. If unexpected guests arrive, they’ll think you’ve been sick and unable to clean.

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Today I spotted an albino Dalmatian. It was the least I could do for him.

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That is all for today, I hope you got a smile or two from these. Have a great day and God bless!

Steve and Muffin.

Β©2021 Steve McLeod.

25 Comments on “Steve And Muffin’s Monday Smiles. #17

  1. Getting people to smile or laugh has proven to be healthful ! β˜•οΈβ˜•οΈπŸ™‚πŸ˜»πŸ˜‚β˜•οΈβ˜•οΈ

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  2. Gotta get my skeet-shooter out if Amazon starts this in Kentucky! πŸ˜‚
    As for the “glass” phenomenon:
    “To the optimist, the glass is half full.
    To the pessimist, the glass is half empty.
    To the IT guy, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.”
    To the biochemist the glass is FULL; 1/2 with liquid, 1/2 with N2, O2, AR and assorted other gases. πŸ˜‰

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