For a smile as wide as a country sunrise
Hi everyone! Welcome to our second look at what Grover the grackle has for us. I do hope you can get at least a grin from these today!
A man rushed off the train and ran up to a young boy standing on the platform. “We have only got a short stop here,” said the man, “here is 5 dollars, go into that cafe and get me a sandwich will you? And here is another 5 dollars, get a sandwich for yourself as well.” The boy was gone so long the man began to get nervous. Just as the conductor hollered “All aboard!”, the boy dashed out of the cafe and ran over to the man. “Here is your 5 dollars,” he said, “they only had one sandwich.”
A banquet speaker went on and on with his speech. The mayor nodded and after a while he rested his head on the table. The chairman reached over and bumped him lightly on the head with his gavel. “Hit me harder,” the mayor said, “I can still hear him.”
Thank you for checking out Grover’s Grins and Groans today! Hope your day is great and God bless!
Steve and Muffin…oh, and Grover.
©2022 Steve McLeod.
So did you enjoy your sandwhich?🤣🤣🤣
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Yep, it was delicious!😂😂😹😹
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How did I know it was you he sent together the sandwiches 🥪 😂😂😂
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That’s how I stay happy and fed!😂😂
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I’m surprised he got his$5 backðŸ¤ðŸ¤
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Oh, Grover! That was great.
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He thanks you very much!😂😹
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The grackle cracks me up every time ! Sleep well ! 🙂😻😂😴
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Glad Grover is a good laugh!😂😹
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ha ha ha LOL 🤣🤣🤣 awesome Uncle Steve ✨🥳🥳
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So glad you enjoyed them Simon!😂😹
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These are great Steve I love to laugh while I’m healing
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Keep laughing
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You’re healing? Did you pick up the cat again?😾
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A little worse than than that. The cat has called a cease-fire until I recover from shoulder surgery 😂🤣😂🙀
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Oh my, that’s too bad, should you really be laughing right now? A new bunch of humorous humor coming tomorrow on a blog near you!😂😹🤣😹
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I am waiting with baited breath (that means I’m eating worms) 😂🤣😂
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Well, I’m certainly glad you’re hooked on Grover’s grins and groans!😂😹🤣
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Now you’re just fishing for a joke 😹😹
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And I caught you with one too!😹🤣😹
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