Hi everyone! Welcome to our second look at what Grover the grackle has for us. I do hope you can get at least a grin from these today!
A man rushed off the train and ran up to a young boy standing on the platform. “We have only got a short stop here,” said the man, “here is 5 dollars, go into that cafe and get me a sandwich will you? And here is another 5 dollars, get a sandwich for yourself as well.” The boy was gone so long the man began to get nervous. Just as the conductor hollered “All aboard!”, the boy dashed out of the cafe and ran over to the man. “Here is your 5 dollars,” he said, “they only had one sandwich.”
A banquet speaker went on and on with his speech. The mayor nodded and after a while he rested his head on the table. The chairman reached over and bumped him lightly on the head with his gavel. “Hit me harder,” the mayor said, “I can still hear him.”
Thank you for checking out Grover’s Grins and Groans today! Hope your day is great and God bless!
Steve and Muffin…oh, and Grover.
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