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Grover’s Grins And Groans. #5
Hello everyone and welcome back to some more humor that hopefully will bring a smile to the beginning of your week! Hmm, a long opening sentence. Actually I once wrote a sentence that was more than 500 words long. Anyway, here are Grover’s picks for today!
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Leroy: Why do you say that Jerry is noted for his after dinner speaking?
Bill: He always manages to be speaking on the phone when the waiter brings the check for the meal.
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Two rival opera singers were making conversation with each other backstage at the opera house. “I insured my voice for half a million dollars,” bragged the one. “And what,” countered the other, “have you done with the money?”
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Tact= The ability to make your guests feel at home when you wish they were.
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“Get up and get ready for school,” the lady said to her son, “it’s nearly 7:30!” From under the covers came a plea, “oh mom, it’s awful. The kids don’t like me. The teachers are against me. Even the janitor doesn’t like me.” The mother persisted, “you have got to go to school, you’re 40 years old and you are the principal!”
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Last year I joined a support group for procrastinators. We haven’t met yet.
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I don’t trip over things, I do random gravity checks.
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When I was a child I thought naptime was a punishment. Now as an adult, it feels like a small vacation.
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Well, there we have it for today, I hope you got a chuckle or a groan out of these! Have a great Monday and God bless!
Steve and Muffin.
©2022 Steve McLeod.
Steve`s Country 
Thank you Steve and Muffin for a good laugh 😹
“I don’t trip over things, I do random gravity checks.” -this one you do it often so that Muffin can have some fun right? 😉😆
Wish you two a lovely week ahead! 😻
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Yes, I think that one about gravity checks must have been said just for me! And Muffin does enjoy them although I think she wants me to be a bit more careful, after all, she needs to eat!🙀😹😂
Thanks Ribana! Enjoy your week too!😊🌞😻😸☕☕
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Ah, THAT’s what I was going to do: start a procrastinator’s support group!
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I’ll be sure to join! Some day.😂😹
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Great chuckles today ! 😂😂
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Glad you got a chuckle or two!😂😹
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😂😹
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Glad you could get a chuckle!😂😹
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I covet my nap time 😊
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Must admit, I’m starting to enjoy it as well!
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You know, I’ve been meaning to start a Procrastinator’s support group…
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I would probably want to join!🤔😂
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These are great I love the principal
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Take time to laugh
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Yes, that’s one of my favorites!😂😂
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