Grover’s Grins And Groans. #6

Hello everyone! Here we are, beginning a new week and a great way to begin is with a laugh or two. Even a groan works quite well, that way other things look better! Anyway, here we are with this week’s selection from Grover. Enjoy!

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Hmmm … I just found a strange piece of plastic on the floor that looks like it broke off of something, but I have no idea what. Better save it in the junk drawer until I die.

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Two friends are talking over lunch in an outdoor patio.

“So what are you doing for summer vacation?” one asks.

The other one replies, “I want to go to Italy again, like last year.”

The first asks, “Wow! You went to Italy last year?”

The other answers, “No, but I wanted to.”

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Losing weight doesn’t seem to be working for me, so from now I’m going to concentrate on getting taller.

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My train of thought sometimes leaves the station without me.

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Little Susie came home from school whining, “Mommy, I’ve got a stomachache.”

“That’s because your stomach is empty,” her mother replied. “You’d feel better if you had something in it.”

She gave Susie a snack and, sure enough, Susie felt better right away.

That evening when Daddy came home, he said he had a bad headache.

Susie perked up. “That’s because it’s empty,” she said. “You’d feel better if you had something in it.”

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Sleeping comes so naturally to me, I could do it with my eyes closed.

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Well, that is all for today. I hope you all have a marvelous Monday and God bless!

Steve, Muffin and Grover.

©2022 Steve McLeod.