Grover’s Grins And Groans. #8

Hi everyone! Monday is here and so is Grover with some more fun and, um, fun to begin your week! So, time to see what we have for us, please feel free to laugh or groan all you want!


The orthopedic surgeon I work for was moving to a new office, and his staff was helping transport many of the items. I sat the display skeleton in the front of my car, his bony arm across the back of my seat.

I hadn’t considered the drive across town. At one traffic light, the stares of the people in the car beside me became obvious, and I looked across and explained, “I’m delivering him to my doctor’s office.”

The other driver leaned out of his window. “I hate to tell you, lady,” he said, “but I think it’s too late!”


I went skydiving today for the first time.

This guy strapped himself to me, we jumped out of the plane.

As we plummeted he said, “So how long have you been an instructor?”


Never sing in the shower! Singing leads to dancing, dancing leads to slipping, and slipping leads to paramedics seeing you naked. So, remember…don’t sing.


“Just cleared out some space in the freezer” sounds so much more productive
than “I just polished off another pint of ice cream.”


It was so busy at work today I was only able to check my phone 1400 times!


Hard to believe I used to have a phone attached to the wall and when it rang I answered it not knowing who was calling. Amazing I am still alive.


My husband, Ron, volunteered to strip the bricks from the exterior of my parent’s home. One day he as out front chipping away when a man came by looking for my dad. “He’s not home right now,” Ron said. The man thanked him, and watched him remove a few bricks, and said, “I bet the next time they will leave the key for you.”


That is all for today, and as Muffin likes to say, have a meowvelous Monday!

Steve, Muffin and Grover.

Β©2022 Steve McLeod.

16 Comments on “Grover’s Grins And Groans. #8

  1. Hahahaha….thank you Steve and Muffin for a good laugh 😹 Next time I’ll say too that I clear out some space in the freezer πŸ˜‰ Have a wonderful and happy week you two! 😻😊

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  2. ha ha ha πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚ Thanks for the laugh Uncle Steve & Muffin πŸ˜… hilarious πŸ’–πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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