Fun With Grover. #1

Good morning! Grover is back by popular demand with more of his wit and humor! So, let us see what he has for us today…

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I was driving home from work when I was pulled over for not wearing a seat belt. Three days later, I got the same ticket, at the same stop, from the same police officer.

“So, have you learned anything?” asked the police officer.

“Yes, I have,” I began. “I’ve learned it’s time to find a new way home from work.”

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Which country’s capital has the fastest-growing population?  Ireland.  Every day it’s Dublin.

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“Yes, Theo, what is it?” asked the teacher.

“I don’t wan to alarm you, Miss Davis, but my dad said if I don’t get better grades, someone was going to be in big trouble.”

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The golfer sliced a ball into a field of chickens, striking one of the hens and killing it instantly. He was understandably upset, and sought out the farmer.

“I’m sorry,” he said, “my terrible tee-shot hit one of your hens and killed it. Can I replace the hen?”

“I don’t know about that,” replied the farmer, mulling it over. “How many eggs a day do you lay?”

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I started to go to the gym this morning and couldn’t find my membership card. And a new one is $15. A donut and coffee was $5. Guess who saved $10?!

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Well, there it is everyone, I sure hope you enjoyed the selection today. We all hope that you have a great Monday and God bless!

Steve, Muffin and Grover.

©2022 Steve McLeod.