Good morning! Grover is back by popular demand with more of his wit and humor! So, let us see what he has for us today…
I was driving home from work when I was pulled over for not wearing a seat belt. Three days later, I got the same ticket, at the same stop, from the same police officer.
“So, have you learned anything?” asked the police officer.
“Yes, I have,” I began. “I’ve learned it’s time to find a new way home from work.”
Which country’s capital has the fastest-growing population? Ireland. Every day it’s Dublin.
“Yes, Theo, what is it?” asked the teacher.
“I don’t wan to alarm you, Miss Davis, but my dad said if I don’t get better grades, someone was going to be in big trouble.”
The golfer sliced a ball into a field of chickens, striking one of the hens and killing it instantly. He was understandably upset, and sought out the farmer.
“I’m sorry,” he said, “my terrible tee-shot hit one of your hens and killed it. Can I replace the hen?”
“I don’t know about that,” replied the farmer, mulling it over. “How many eggs a day do you lay?”
I started to go to the gym this morning and couldn’t find my membership card. And a new one is $15. A donut and coffee was $5. Guess who saved $10?!
Well, there it is everyone, I sure hope you enjoyed the selection today. We all hope that you have a great Monday and God bless!
Steve, Muffin and Grover.
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