Fun With Grover. #5

Hi everyone and welcome back! I hope you are looking forward to what Grover has for us today to make us smile, chuckle and laugh! So, here we go…

A mother and father were chatting with their 13-year-old son about his future. The teenager said he’d like to attend Cornell, as his parents and other members of the family had. Pleased with his response, they pressed on. “What would you like to take when you attend college?” they asked the boy. After giving it some thought and glancing around the kitchen, he replied, “The refrigerator, if you can get along without it.”

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A woman drove a mini-van filled with a dozen screaming kids through the mall parking lot, looking for a space.

Obviously frazzled, she coasted through a stop sign.

“Hey, lady, have you forgotten how to stop?” yelled an irate man.

She rolled down her window and yelled back, “What makes you think these are all mine?”

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Hired a handyman and gave him a list of tasks. When I got home, only items #1, 3, & 5 were done. Turns out he only does odd jobs.

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I always say “Thank you” to Alexa so that when the machines take over they know I’m nice.

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Every morning I announce that I’m going jogging, but then I don’t. It’s a running joke.

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Just for the record, the longest drum solo was 10 hours and 26 minutes…

And it was performed by the child sitting behind me on Delta flight 963 from LA to Tokyo.

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Well, that is all for today, for funnies that is! Hopefully you were able to enjoy something from the list. Have a fun Monday everyone and God bless!

Steve, Muffin and Grover.

Β©2022 Steve McLeod.

30 Comments on “Fun With Grover. #5

  1. Ha ha ha πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚LOL Uncle Steve, thank you so much for the Monday morning stress relief. It’s such a great releif πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ to laugh from the heart ❣️ Enjoyed it πŸ‘»πŸ‘»

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  2. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Grover is great ! Always makes me laugh ! Excellent photos Steve ! Have a good night ! πŸ™‚πŸ˜»πŸ˜΄

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    • Grover always enjoys smiling and giving us a smile!πŸ˜‚πŸ˜Ή Muffin is doing well, running around and having fun.😺 For me the last couple of days have been spent lying down a lot, but today has been better and I was able to get out for a walk. I hope your new day will be a beautiful one Saba!πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜»πŸŒžβ˜•β˜•

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