Steve`s Country
For a smile as wide as a country sunrise
Fun With Grover. #5
Hi everyone and welcome back! I hope you are looking forward to what Grover has for us today to make us smile, chuckle and laugh! So, here we go…
A mother and father were chatting with their 13-year-old son about his future. The teenager said he’d like to attend Cornell, as his parents and other members of the family had. Pleased with his response, they pressed on. “What would you like to take when you attend college?” they asked the boy. After giving it some thought and glancing around the kitchen, he replied, “The refrigerator, if you can get along without it.”
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A woman drove a mini-van filled with a dozen screaming kids through the mall parking lot, looking for a space.
Obviously frazzled, she coasted through a stop sign.
“Hey, lady, have you forgotten how to stop?” yelled an irate man.
She rolled down her window and yelled back, “What makes you think these are all mine?”
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Hired a handyman and gave him a list of tasks. When I got home, only items #1, 3, & 5 were done. Turns out he only does odd jobs.
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I always say “Thank you” to Alexa so that when the machines take over they know I’m nice.
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Every morning I announce that I’m going jogging, but then I don’t. It’s a running joke.
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Just for the record, the longest drum solo was 10 hours and 26 minutes…
And it was performed by the child sitting behind me on Delta flight 963 from LA to Tokyo.
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Well, that is all for today, for funnies that is! Hopefully you were able to enjoy something from the list. Have a fun Monday everyone and God bless!
Steve, Muffin and Grover.
©2022 Steve McLeod.
Steve`s Country 
Ha ha ha 😝😂😂😂LOL Uncle Steve, thank you so much for the Monday morning stress relief. It’s such a great releif 😂😂😂 to laugh from the heart ❣️ Enjoyed it 👻👻
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I am so glad you enjoyed that little bit of stress relief Simon. Yes, laughing is very good for that! Enjoy your week!😂😹☕☕
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😂😂
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Hahaha… 10 hours and 26 minutes of drum solo is a lot to endure on a flight 🤣😂
Thanks Steve for a good laugh!
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Glad you enjoyed it Ribana!😂😹 Have a great day!🌞😊😻
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😂😹
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Glad you enjoyed them Rossana!😂😹
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😂
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Glad you enjoyed them Sheree!😂😹
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If he only does odd jobs will he break even?
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Oh, I like that one!😂😹
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😂😂😂 Grover is great ! Always makes me laugh ! Excellent photos Steve ! Have a good night ! 🙂😻😴
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So glad you got some laughs Sharon!😂😹 Sleep well tonight!😊😻🌜😴
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Very Good Steve HaHa
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Laugh on
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Nice to know you got a chuckle Mr. Ohh!😂😹
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Iw was a whole lot more than a chuckle 🤣🤣😎🤣
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That is even better!😂😂😹😹
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😂😅a little drummer 😂
Thanks Grover for grabbing some chuckles for us 😍
Hope Sir Steve and Muffin are doing well 😊🌟😸
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Grover always enjoys smiling and giving us a smile!😂😹 Muffin is doing well, running around and having fun.😺 For me the last couple of days have been spent lying down a lot, but today has been better and I was able to get out for a walk. I hope your new day will be a beautiful one Saba!😊😻🌞☕☕
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Stay blessed Sir Steve 🙂😊🌟
We are enjoying monsoon here ⛈🌧🌦🌈
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Oh my, it is supposed to get hotter here for a few days again, and very humid. Thanks Saba!😊😻🌞
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Hot and humid here too ☀️
Take care Sir Steve 😺🙂😊
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I thought it would be cooler during the monsoon time. That would make it really bad!🤔😻😻
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Rather windy before rain, cooler and wet😅during the rain and hot and humid afterwards.
It rained in the morning now getting hot .temperature will go up to 45°
But not bad 😊☀️🙂🌈
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Wow, that is hot! We did hit 40 twice back in June and 38 once. That is odd for us in June, usually July is our hot month but not so far. Hope you have a wonderful day Saba!😊😻😻🌞🌜
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Night has just ended with intermittent rain 😍🌧
40 and 38 are normal for us 😍😅
Have a blessed day Sir Steve 😺😻🌈🌧😊🌹🍁
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Thank you so much Saba, soon it will be time for bed for me.🥱😻 Hopefully I sleep better tonight.😊😻🌜🥱😴😺🌞
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Hope you had a blessed sleep Sir Steve 😊🌈☀️😸
Blessings!😊🙂☀️🌹🌟
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Yes, I did Saba, thank you!😊😻🌜⛈️🌞
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😍😊🌹☀️🙂😸😺🌟🍁
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